Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Sep 09, 2010 5:32:53 am PDT #1881 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have a couch and a futon. And a 5 year old niece, so there's a built in friend. I like this plan.


Aims - Sep 09, 2010 5:33:47 am PDT #1882 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just freaking painted this place!!

And funnily enough, I just said to Joe, "Well, we're both unemployed again. Where shall we move this time?"


Sparky1 - Sep 09, 2010 5:41:14 am PDT #1883 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Aims, Nov 1 deadline: [link]


Aims - Sep 09, 2010 5:43:01 am PDT #1884 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Aww Sparky!! Sadly, not done with the undergrad yet.


Jars - Sep 09, 2010 5:44:38 am PDT #1885 of 30000

Jesus, Aims, fuck that shit. Fuck it in the ear hole.

World? Stop being an ass. It's unbecoming.


WindSparrow - Sep 09, 2010 5:45:14 am PDT #1886 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Does anyone else kind of tense up whenever someone asks or demands of the universe to stop piling the crap on? Because sometimes it seems to me that the Universe's response to that is to pile higher. It's like a tv character saying "What could go wrong?" on a Tuesday night - Eeeep, no!


Liese S. - Sep 09, 2010 5:47:57 am PDT #1887 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, Aimee, I`m so sorry.


tommyrot - Sep 09, 2010 5:52:32 am PDT #1888 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Does anyone else kind of tense up whenever someone asks or demands of the universe to stop piling the crap on? Because sometimes it seems to me that the Universe's response to that is to pile higher.

Yeah, maybe. But I think it's more likely the universe would respond with indifference.

A man said to the Universe: "Sir I exist!"
"However," replied the universe,
"The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation."

- Stephen Crane


Jessica - Sep 09, 2010 5:55:38 am PDT #1889 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I just said to Joe, "Well, we're both unemployed again. Where shall we move this time?"

Brooklyn, duh!


Fred Pete - Sep 09, 2010 6:19:08 am PDT #1890 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Job~ma, Aims.