friends don't let friends dress like The Crow
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster, sorry about the job. Too bad about B, too, that's hard. I will call you in the morning and we will mumble and groan at each other, okay?
Steph, those pieces will work very well.
But...I *want* to look like The Crow!!!
You're trying to see if I suddenly develop magical powers of teleportation through making my head explode. I don't think it works like that.
You're trying to see if I suddenly develop magical powers of teleportation through making my head explode. I don't think it works like that.
Damn, my plan was too obvious!
Total topic switch here, because ARRRRGH:
I'm still having moderately bad social anxiety, but managed to go to a small party last night with only a middling amount of anxiety (until I knocked over a lamp literally as I was leaving -- I snagged my foot on a throw rug, which made the throw rug flip over, I bent down to fix it, my purse swung across my back and knocked over the lamp, and the lamp knocked over an oil diffuser next to it; I swear the Three Stooges could not have scripted it better).
And I even went to a birthday party at Dave & Busters today without flipping out.
So 3 minutes ago a friend of ours sends me an email that reads, in its entirety:
I like you. I wish we could interact when we meet in real life.
And all I want to reply is "You know, the anxiety is bad enough; now I have to worry about whether or I'm meeting YOUR expectations of me?!?"
I get that it was meant to be a nice gesture. Though slightly creepy because of its brevity. But really? This fellow even *knows* I have social anxiety, and yet he still busts out with an "I wish we could interact" email? SERIOUSLY? Gee, buddy, I wish I could interact with ANYONE some days.
Grah. I get that it was meant to be nice, I swear. But it was executed poorly, because now I'm irritated and slightly skeeved.
Tep, I'd be tempted to go with something like "I wish we could interact, too. Social anxiety is a bitch, huh? Good thing there's email!"
WOw. That's just....so not ok. My face is flushing with impotent rage on your behalf.
And I'm EXTRA irritated because I feel like, really? I have to explain myself to you?
It feels like a more extreme version of people who tell you to smile. And THAT? Makes me want to get throat-punch-y.
People. They Don't Get It.
I will call you in the morning and we will mumble and groan at each other, okay?
I look forward to it! Well, not the being awake part, but I do kind of enjoy our daily mumbly groanings.
But...I *want* to look like The Crow!!!
No!
I like you. I wish we could interact when we meet in real life.
Because that's fucking calming.