Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Sep 09, 2010 1:13:33 am PDT #1843 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

And, because it deserves its own post:

Happy Birthday, Spidra!


Spidra Webster - Sep 09, 2010 1:14:18 am PDT #1844 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Thanks, Anne! (Yes, I'm still up, dammit.)


Shir - Sep 09, 2010 1:17:41 am PDT #1845 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I'm sorry to read about Buffistas' bad moments. And ~ma to lisah's friend's brother.

Happy birthday, Spidra!


Calli - Sep 09, 2010 1:20:07 am PDT #1846 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Happy birthday, Spidra!


Laga - Sep 09, 2010 1:29:27 am PDT #1847 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hippo Birdies, Spidra!


erin_obscure - Sep 09, 2010 1:30:22 am PDT #1848 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

happy day Spidra! May there be no splinters in your cake, and (relative) familiar harmony for at least the day.


Spidra Webster - Sep 09, 2010 1:35:15 am PDT #1849 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Thanks! I was wondering what y'all were doing up so late but I just realized you're likely on the East Coast, eh?

I just voted for Kat's Limeades project. I gotta remember to do that every day.


Laga - Sep 09, 2010 1:37:11 am PDT #1850 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I was wondering what y'all were doing up so late

I got home from work at 2am


Jars - Sep 09, 2010 1:37:27 am PDT #1851 of 30000

Happy Birthday, Spidra!


Shir - Sep 09, 2010 1:43:51 am PDT #1852 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Forgot to say: I adore Resume (the poem that was quoted here before, by Dorothy Parker).