Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2011 5:50:20 pm PDT #18213 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I'm hearing them in the Swedish Chef's voice in my head.

Oh God, "roly-poly" is the best in that voice.


§ ita § - Mar 22, 2011 5:51:17 pm PDT #18214 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

[link]


Strix - Mar 22, 2011 5:52:48 pm PDT #18215 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CLICK IT.

I haven't clicked it. It could be puppies frolicking with kittens in a field of glittery unicorns.

But I doubt it.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2011 5:53:55 pm PDT #18216 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

[link]

Fucking hell, that's hilarious!

One acupuncture side effect is that one spot on the underside of my forearm where a needle was, which happens to be where my arm rests on the laptop, is still sore.

I am, however, also really tired, and I've been having serious insomnia issues (which hopefully the acupuncture can help with). I'm going to take the tiredness as a sign I should go to bed and stop leaning my arm on the laptop.

Bork bork bork.


-t - Mar 22, 2011 5:54:00 pm PDT #18217 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

ita always warns us with the bad scary links. That one is perfectly safe.


Steph L. - Mar 22, 2011 5:54:12 pm PDT #18218 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T CLICK IT.

It's totally clickable. Seriously.


Polter-Cow - Mar 22, 2011 5:55:47 pm PDT #18219 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

All the cool kids are clicking it.


Strix - Mar 22, 2011 5:57:44 pm PDT #18220 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Oh, I clicked it. I am a big fat liar who lies.

I couldn't help it; I had to know.

Slap my 'fro, gov.


Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2011 6:06:40 pm PDT #18221 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Aims, that's wonderful! I'm so happy for you, and for her, for getting to know you!

[link]

Totally unexpected. I LOLd.

apartment~ma, askye.


Aims - Mar 22, 2011 6:09:00 pm PDT #18222 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

A furtooel sloomber perty vhere-a nutheeng is TMI. Ooh, und sume-a ooff us theenk Speeke-a is hut. Um de hur de hur de hur.

CRYING WITH LAUGHTER.