I get kinda freaked out when the doctors ask me for how much drugs to give me. It's in my files! And for the life of me I can't remember if it's 10 of compazine and 30 of toradol, or the other way around. On the other hand, I'm upping myself to 50 of benadryl, so maybe they shouldn't ask. And, seriously, if someone walks in off the street and says she wants two doses of 4mg of dilaudid, should you listen? I've been told not.

Then again, nurses, I do like it when you ask what order to give the meds in, and I do wish I got more input into how you administer them. It's just weird where they imply I am affecting things and where it's a purely professional call.

{{{Laura}}} Continued-health~ma for your mom.

My favorite doctor thing, "So you're paralyzed below the knee, can you wiggle your toes?"

My favorite doctor thing, "So you're paralyzed below the knee, can you wiggle your toes?"

Dude, I can't bear when they ask "How are you??" at the ER. I would boggle unduly at that.

Congratulations Kristin! That's so awesome!

Congratulations, Kristin! That's definitely good news!

Congrats, Kristin! I hope it's a really cool chair, like this one.

Congratulations, Kristin! May your paperwork always be easy!

Well deserved, Kristin. Congratulations.

I hope it's a really cool chair, like this one.

This seems more appropriate for an English chair.

Or, this one.

No, wait. This one is more grand.

Congratulations, Kristin!!!

Way to go, Kristin! Congratulations!