17?
You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?
Early ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
tommyrot - Aug 25, 2010 9:48:43 am PDT #17 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2010 9:48:55 am PDT #18 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Woot! I'm sweet 16, unless someone posts while I am posting.
"The Commitments" shocked me with that one when I first read it.Wait, what? Read it? It was a book first? :: scans interwebs, finds the TRILOGY for $3.95 with shipping... CLICK.. on it's way ::
I love that movie. Hilarious. And a great soundtrack. Top choice for driving music. And it sounds like the book is even more comic. Can't wait!
Oh, and Shir's English is better than mine.
eta: ok, so I'm 18. Legal! Even better.
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2010 9:49:25 am PDT #19 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
New thread smell....mmmmm....
quester - Aug 25, 2010 9:56:50 am PDT #20 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
20?
Woot!
Zenkitty - Aug 25, 2010 10:00:58 am PDT #21 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
New thread smell....mmmmm....
The Volatile Organic Compounds in this case are Buffistas.
DavidS - Aug 25, 2010 10:12:42 am PDT #22 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Right. So, where's the cookie?
Cookie of Choice lately: TJ's Meyer Lemon Cookie things. Lemony and buttery. Two of the better adjectives for cookies.
erikaj - Aug 25, 2010 10:21:08 am PDT #23 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
I've got to get those...even more than chocolate, that's what I want in a cookie.
omnis_audis - Aug 25, 2010 10:26:35 am PDT #24 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Right. So, where's the cookie?Your browser has it. It's to help remember which post you left off on (or some such, as I'm not sure how that stuff works).
ION- Crazy Uncle insists on sending me "funnies". I try to be polite and say DON'T! They are either rude, offensive, or been around the block a million times. The one he sends today has "funnies" from 1997! Ugg. Yes, we've all heard about the idiot who tried to hold up TWO banks with his finger and thumb in the gun position. THIRTEEN YEARS AGO! @@ Sometimes I think I'm adopted.
amych - Aug 25, 2010 10:45:49 am PDT #25 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Top... eh, never mind.
-t - Aug 25, 2010 10:47:40 am PDT #26 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Mmm, new thread has delicious cookie smell. Nice.