I'm sorry, Aims. I'm glad you're still able to be friends with the cousin.
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Mar 05, 2011 1:38:21 pm PST #16819 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Laura - Mar 05, 2011 2:03:35 pm PST #16820 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Yay poop! How can I pass up an opportunity to say that?
I think that's the kind of behavior one can expect from somebody named Uncle Dickhead.
I certainly can't say it better than Hec. Sorry it still hurts. You went more than above and beyond to try and work with him. You can hold your head high. Double bonus of showing off your lovely profile.
Skipped 500 posts. Hate to do that.
smonster - Mar 05, 2011 9:00:55 pm PST #16821 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Feh, Aims. Feh on him.
Uh, drunk. Like, really. Just drunk texted B. Oopsies.
But got more donations for the benefit.
Strix - Mar 05, 2011 9:04:07 pm PST #16822 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I'm totally drunk oisted too! I have a donut in my mouth whule I type this!
Cass - Mar 05, 2011 9:05:43 pm PST #16823 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Everyone is drunk but meeeeeeeeeeeee.
Strix - Mar 05, 2011 9:07:55 pm PST #16824 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Just open your mouth and pour, Cass!
DONUT. SO GOOD.
Going to look at flowers for 5 minutes then go to bed.
Trudy Booth - Mar 05, 2011 9:11:39 pm PST #16825 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I'm not drunk. You people disgust me.
Strix - Mar 05, 2011 9:12:04 pm PST #16826 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Have a Vicodin, bitch!
(That was "I love you, bitch!" not "Let's rumble, bitch!"
I am one drunk bitch.
Scrappy - Mar 05, 2011 9:12:46 pm PST #16827 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Not drunk. Like reading the drunks posts though!
Cass - Mar 05, 2011 9:17:49 pm PST #16828 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm not drunk.
'Cause it's unmixy with your narcotics, dude.