Sunscreen, blotting papers, band-aids for any walking blisters, sunglasses, a foldable grocery bag thingie for a beach tote, trashy magazines.

CASH. Tylenol. Tea bags, if you're a tea drinker in the morning and you're staying at a hotel.

Lip balm.

Where did I put my camera? (Or, well, the camera I want to bring. I can find several other cameras.)

Things which are not my camera but are sitting in places where I might have put my camera: Wii remote, Rubik's cube, calculator, box of checks, several mystery chargers. No camera.

Thanks for the link, Typo. I scoured the site and am honestly aghast that a money making opportunity has been so thoroughly wasted.

I can envision exactly how I would want this product configured so that I could use it with couples and individuals quickly and with great impact. But no. The only thing the author sells beyond the actual book is a couple of truly useless, overpriced and wrongly branded posters!

One part of me wants to write to the author. Dear Madam, you have a genius idea here. A really well thought out and useful concept that is so poorly executed, you are losing roughly 600% of its earning potential. Poor you.

In the meanwhile, I still need to figure out what to do to make it useful for me. Photocopying on card stock is going to be hella expensive. Not to mention, time consuming.

Have fun, Hil!

Erin, I'm so glad you are getting some sleep.

A stray pit bull wandered onto our job site today, very friendly. I improvised a leash, got him food and water. One of the trainees was going to take him home, but the girlfriend said no. So I ended up turning him into a shelter. Male un-neutered pit bull, obviously lived mostly outside, no chip. He's so getting euthanized. The local pit rescue org is overwhelmed. God, I don't know how people work with rescues or animal control. I've been crying on and off since I got home. If it had been anything but a pit, I'd probably have taken him home. I named him and nearly trained him to sit by the end of the day.

I'm also PMSing and forgot my AD pill at home today, so.

Time for shower, valium, and bed.

bonny, how about this. Rip the pages that you need out of the book. (cringe) Photocopy only the pages that are the backs of other pages such that they are useless. Get a glue stick and a pack of card stock, and glue the pages onto the cards where you want them. Cost, a few pages of copying, glue, and card stock, and a couple hours of time.

caveat, I like to glue things.

Found the camera! (In, um, the drawer where I've always kept it. But I haven't used this camera in a while, and I forgot that that's where I keep it.)

A stray pit bull wandered onto our job site today, very friendly. I improvised a leash, got him food and water. One of the trainees was going to take him home, but the girlfriend said no. So I ended up turning him into a shelter.

Bless you for taking care of him, smonster. I've had to do this myself and cried the same way. I pleaded with the animal control guy to make sure the ptb knew the puppy was 'workable.' ("I'm a professional! Have them call me, really!) He said he would...and DC now adopts out pits, so hope wasn't completely lost. I hit all my social network options (even here, as I recall) hoping to send a rescuer his way.

In the end, you can only do what you can do.

bonny, how about this. Rip the pages that you need out of the book. (cringe) Photocopy only the pages that are the backs of other pages such that they are useless.

Zen, I've been considering this. And since the book is spiral bound, I could probably photocopy without tearing anything out...or I could just splash out for another copy ($12) and glue some pages together.

I don't need to copy all 100 messages...maybe a dozen good ones and the encourage clients to make their own.

I did end up writing to the author. Perhaps enough people like me have asked so the publisher will consider making actual cards.

Are you taking a pain reliever in addition to the Valtrex?

Ibuprofen, 4 at a time, though that's mostly for the headache the Valtrex is causing (or the headaches I normally get; it can be hard to tell some times).

Thanks, smonster! I am happy about it too! NORMALITY!

Sorry about the pup; I always hate it when the big dogs get a bad rap -- Rotties, pits -- because it's all training. They can be awfully sweet dogs usually.

I would take a Rottie or a pit over a (SEE MY DOG PREJUDICE) small, yappy dog any day.

I grew up with Scotties, so they are my favorite dog. Smaller, but muscle and speed; smart, protective like whoa, but not overly aggressive. Easily trained, not hyper. Just active enough, and they like a small pack. They tend to pick one person. Don't shed much and they keep your yard mole, rat and gopher free. Love me all the Scots we've had.

RIP, Sass and Pepper. Mom and Dad have Shadow now, and she is the biggest, fastest Scot we've had. 32 pounds of pure muscle, fast as hell and sweet with kids.