You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.

Xander ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


hippocampus - Mar 03, 2011 11:26:57 am PST #16634 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Several of the people who wrote the exam got quite insulted when anyone suggested a change to a question they'd written.

then they forgot to put out the rubber stamps with the juice and pretzels at the meeting.


sj - Mar 03, 2011 11:32:04 am PST #16635 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{{{Jilli and Jilli's dad}}}}} I'm so sorry for your loss.


Maria - Mar 03, 2011 11:46:47 am PST #16636 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Vortex,I would like to eviscerate the idiots at your place of employment with a dull, rusty knife. Title fucking matters. I know.

Jilli, I am so sorry for your loss. Much peace, strength and love to you and your dad. 2011 has sucked mightily.


Hil R. - Mar 03, 2011 11:51:06 am PST #16637 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

And then I graded quizzes from yesterday, and my students did horribly, and almost all of the errors were because they just didn't remember all the details of the things they were supposed to remember -- like, they knew a theorem that said, "If A, B, and C, then D," and they saw something where B was true and concluded that D was true without checking to see if A and C were true, too.


Fred Pete - Mar 03, 2011 11:56:39 am PST #16638 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

All sympathies to Jilli and family.


ChiKat - Mar 03, 2011 11:56:41 am PST #16639 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Jilli and Jilli's dad}} I am so sorry. And, 2011? Change yer ways, post hasty.


Zenkitty - Mar 03, 2011 12:06:02 pm PST #16640 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Jilli, I'm so sorry.


javachik - Mar 03, 2011 12:26:19 pm PST #16641 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Jilli, I am so terribly sorry for you and your dad.

Vortex, smash them. That kind of fuckery, along with the kind of fuckery Consuela recently went through at her job, pisses me off to no end.


Toddson - Mar 03, 2011 12:32:23 pm PST #16642 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

oh Jilli, I'm so sorry.


Kate P. - Mar 03, 2011 1:13:37 pm PST #16643 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, Jilli, I'm so sorry -- what a lot for you and your dad to bear all at once. May you both find some peace and comfort in the coming days.