ah, my wedge-footed sister! Whenever possible I buy shoes that fasten - buckle, tie, velcro'd straps. I can't wear heels any more (arthritis in my foot), and I was having the problem that anything spacious enough in the toe would come right off the heel.
Why couldn't Giles have shackles like any self-respecting bachelor?
Xander ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Toddson - Mar 03, 2011 9:43:29 am PST #16616 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2011 9:59:07 am PST #16617 of 30000
brillig
So I'm looking at one of my favorite Scandinavia and the World comics, about the penis museum in Iceland. [link]
I'm looking at the last panel, where Iceland is showing off his lamp made from testicles. My phone rings, and I say "Company Name Te--"
And my tongue locks up, because my brain just realized I was about to say "Testicle Support."
I'm still fighting to keep myself from bursting into inappropriate giggles and trying to avoid any word that begins with "te".
Atropa - Mar 03, 2011 10:20:49 am PST #16618 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Forgive me, I need to vent.
Dear 2011, FUCK YOU. Just ... fuck you. The rest of this year better be filled with winning lottery numbers and fabulous book deals and trips to Disneyland.
My Dad just texted me. His mom, my Grandma Vida, passed away this morning. I am so worried about him. I am also tired of crying.
To sum up, fuck off, 2011.
Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2011 10:23:53 am PST #16619 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, Jilli, I am so sorry. Your poor dad. And you poor you. Ugh.
Liese S. - Mar 03, 2011 10:34:26 am PST #16620 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Oh, Jilli, how awful. I'm so sorry.
Burrell - Mar 03, 2011 10:35:12 am PST #16621 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I am so sorry, Jilli. I'll be holding you and your father in my heart.
tommyrot - Mar 03, 2011 10:35:17 am PST #16622 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, Jilli.
lisah - Mar 03, 2011 10:36:44 am PST #16623 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Jilli, I'm so sorry for your family's loss.
hippocampus - Mar 03, 2011 10:39:21 am PST #16624 of 30000
not your mom's socks.
Jilli, I'm so sorry for your loss, and am wishing strength for your father, and for you.
beekaytee - Mar 03, 2011 10:40:30 am PST #16625 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Jilli, I'm so sorry for your loss, and am wishing strength for your father, and for you.
I echo this.