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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2011 8:58:50 am PST #16176 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I made a skirt of duct tape around the bottom of my stove to stop pills and cat toys from constantly being lost under there.

Hey, that's a project I could get Tim to do! He loves duct tape! And projects!


Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2011 9:01:04 am PST #16177 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

It works really well! And it was fun!


Polter-Cow - Feb 25, 2011 9:01:51 am PST #16178 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Hey, that's a project I could get Tim to do! He loves duct tape! And projects!

And you!


Steph L. - Feb 25, 2011 9:03:53 am PST #16179 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Hey, that's a project I could get Tim to do! He loves duct tape! And projects!

And you!

I don't want to be a part of any duct-tape projects. (No, not even the kinky ones. Really. Everyone has limits, and duct tape is one of mine.) He can love me from afar while he's making the duct tape skirt for the stove.


Gudanov - Feb 25, 2011 9:16:32 am PST #16180 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

I made a skirt of duct tape around the bottom of my stove to stop pills and cat toys from constantly being lost under there.

Dude, that is an awesome idea.


Toddson - Feb 25, 2011 10:09:23 am PST #16181 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

The duct tape is brilliant! my sister's cats (all of them, as far as I can remember) loved getting her NEW lip balms and playing with those until they'd knocked them under the stove/ refrigerator/ couch/ large, heavy, immovable furniture. And it was always the new ones - the old ones they rejected.

I had a miserable time in HS and got out of the hellhole my family lived in as soon as I could and haven't gone back since graduating from college. I won't go to any reunions, won't acknowlege anything from Classmates, I'm not on Facebook so that's not an issue. I was the easiest target, so I got a lot of shit ... including the guy who'd grab me, grope me, try to pull my clothes off in class, with no one - including teachers - ever saying a word.


Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2011 10:18:46 am PST #16182 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The duct tape does work awesomely! I tucked it back a little under the edge of the stove so it's not really visible unless you're on the kitchen floor. I'm pleased with my effort, there.


Toddson - Feb 25, 2011 10:20:51 am PST #16183 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And, after all, who gets down on the kitchen floor besides the cats? and their aesthetic appreciation is probably more practical - they're cranky because they can't bat their toys under the stove any more ... mom's a killjoy!


Zenkitty - Feb 25, 2011 10:35:41 am PST #16184 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Actually, Leo the Cat was the reason I did it. He would bat his new toys under the stove, fish for it a minute, then look up at me piteously until I swatted it out with a broom. This was annoying. It also occurred to me that there might be important stove parts I shouldn't be whacking with a broom.


Scrappy - Feb 25, 2011 10:59:13 am PST #16185 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I dropped out of high school, I hated it so damn much. However, I am friends with the people I liked from back then (out of 3,200, there were a few). It is nice to learn where they ended up and to see that the best of them still have the snark going. In that way, FB is like passing notes. My ex-BF Walter, who who wrote hysterically funny notes while we were dating sophomore year, now writes hysterically funny FB updates.