Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Maria - Feb 21, 2011 6:05:13 pm PST #15931 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Thank you for that giggle, Cass.

Thanks, Andi. Has Daniel made it home?

Ugh, Hil. That's just not fair.


WindSparrow - Feb 21, 2011 7:27:44 pm PST #15932 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Thanks, Andi. Has Daniel made it home?

No. He called me from a gas station at an exit that's roughly thirty minutes from here in good weather. It was 10:00pm when he called, it's been an hour and twenty-five minutes. He said road conditions were slippery, ...

Wait, I think I hear a vehicle pulling up. I don't want to look out a window, because if it's in the next driveway, I will freak the fuck out.


WindSparrow - Feb 21, 2011 7:28:57 pm PST #15933 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

It's him.


beth b - Feb 21, 2011 7:32:02 pm PST #15934 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

yay! Glad he is home


Liese S. - Feb 21, 2011 7:34:23 pm PST #15935 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yay, glad he`s home safe.


Maria - Feb 21, 2011 8:06:12 pm PST #15936 of 30000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Oh, that's wonderful! I'm so glad he made it home safely.


WindSparrow - Feb 21, 2011 8:35:59 pm PST #15937 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Sniff sniff. Damn allergies. Yeah, when I knew for sure it was Daniel in the driveway, the stress and worry of the last day or two kinda welled up. I'm so glad he's home safe, and I'm so glad that I didn't have to feel all alone while he wasn't here. Thanks, everyone.


Hil R. - Feb 22, 2011 4:54:40 am PST #15938 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just went to the doctor about my cholesterol and associated stuff. He asked me how much I exercise, I said not much, he said that it would help, and then asked me what kinds of exercise I can do without hurting my joints. I think this is the first time this conversation has ever gone this way. Usually, after I say I don't exercise much, the doctor tells me to do something like start jogging or do yoga or some other thing that I know will kill my joints, and then gives me thing "You can't keep making excuses" speech when I say that I can't do those things. This doctor not only asked me what I can do, he listened to my answer and continued the conversation based on what I had actually said.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2011 4:56:59 am PST #15939 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This doctor not only asked me what I can do, he listened to my answer and continued the conversation based on what I had actually said.

Huh. What a novel approach.


brenda m - Feb 22, 2011 5:09:48 am PST #15940 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

What kind of quack medical school did this guy come from?

That's awesome, Hil. It's a shame that's not the norm.