Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Feb 14, 2011 6:24:36 pm PST #15573 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Mal is hissing at Nico in a very one-sided battle over an empty cardboard box. Mal wants it all to himself. Nico is curled up on a chair cushion utterly uninterested in the box, but slightly annoyed that he's being hissed at for no good reason. Mal is so convinced that the box is the BEST THING EVAH that he feels the need to scare off the other cat. Totally hysterical.


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 6:31:24 pm PST #15574 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I think part of them is still hoping for a miracle.

Many, many prayers for as much gentleness as there is available in the world for everyone involved.

Makes me wonder whose nephew he is, or if he slept with someone to get the job

I received a very sensitive reply from the owner. It turns out Junior Asshat is in his last week before heading off to the army. The owner hopes he'll learn something there.

I got the sense that she won't do anything as he has terminal short-timer's disease. That's fine. I just feel better that she has policies in place to avoid just this sort of thing happening ("We do all our work out in the open so that clients can watch. I hate it myself when the vet takes my dog away into the back to draw blood and the like.") She got me with that last statement. She gets my concern, so now I'm over it.

I made sure we called his mother to let her know (he's not one for talking on the phone, or I would have seen to it he told her himself).

What a wonderful gift, all the way around, Andi.


meara - Feb 14, 2011 6:37:44 pm PST #15575 of 30000

bonny, I read the "called the mother" quote as something the owner did for the jerk, and was a little puzzled and such. Like, "your employee sucks so you called his MOTHER? Because he won't talk on the phone?? WT...oh. Oops"


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 6:39:56 pm PST #15576 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

After I hit post I thought to myself, I really should have designated names for the quotes. I totally see the confusion as the result of my being tired and vague.

Sorry!


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 6:39:57 pm PST #15577 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

meara - Feb 14, 2011 6:42:35 pm PST #15578 of 30000

Oh, I just thought it was funny, bonny! Nothing to apologize over! :)

Hrm. Flight tomorrow, have to leave house at 5:30AM. ...and yet, time to get off couch and pack? Heck no!


Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2011 7:00:14 pm PST #15579 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Um, is anyone still around? I need advice. There's something thumping around in my attic. At first I thought it was just the wind, because it is very windy here, but the wind has died down and I'm still hearing strong thumps from the attic. I can't get up there - there's no pull-down stairs and I don't have a ladder, and even if I did, I'm not keen on sticking my head up there. At least I'm fairly sure it isn't a person; there's no way a person could get up there from outside, and they could easily have gotten into the house already if it were.

What the heck do I do? Call Animal Control? Wait til morning and see if it stops? It's midnight, and I'm worried.


Trudy Booth - Feb 14, 2011 7:04:08 pm PST #15580 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aw man, I have NO idea what to do!

Sounds like a critter to me though -- raccoon or squirrel who thought your attic must be warmer than trees.


Zenkitty - Feb 14, 2011 7:06:40 pm PST #15581 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I can't see how any creature could get into my attic from outside, to be honest. It's got me pretty spooked. It sounds like it's trying to dig its way through the floor - which would be the ceiling of the upstairs hall.

If it were daytime I'd call somebody.


billytea - Feb 14, 2011 7:10:32 pm PST #15582 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sounds like a critter to me though -- raccoon or squirrel who thought your attic must be warmer than trees.

Possum!

Some animals can fit through insanely tight spaces, which means Animal Control sounds like a good choice, and also opens up the prospect that you have an octopus stuck up there.