Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2011 8:35:57 am PST #15496 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I've been TA'ed!

Did it hurt?

Also, congrats!


Burrell - Feb 14, 2011 8:40:32 am PST #15497 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy Valentines Day!

Love is chocolate.


tommyrot - Feb 14, 2011 8:42:31 am PST #15498 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Love is chocolate.

Sadly, I have to wait one more day 'til Discounted Chocolate Day. Or does that start tonight?


Laura - Feb 14, 2011 8:49:53 am PST #15499 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

We have been in testing since early this morning and still have many hours to go. Pls send pass it first time ~ma.


Daisy Jane - Feb 14, 2011 9:28:14 am PST #15500 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Milton/Red Swingline Stapler


erin_obscure - Feb 14, 2011 9:34:59 am PST #15501 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

some places start discounting the chocolate today. varies wildly from store to store.


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 9:56:35 am PST #15502 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Which means now I have emails from students to reply to.

Is this a yay? And congrats you rockstar, you.

Milton/Red Swingline Stapler

Classic!

Pls send pass it first time ~ma.

On its way.

Hm. Perhaps I should crack open that Cherries 'n Chili chocolate today. I did, however, go a little nuts with the food at the game night last night, so might not actually deserve it.


Atropa - Feb 14, 2011 10:09:27 am PST #15503 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I am not going to be searching out discount chocolate over the next couple of days, because when we were at Whole Foods last week, we managed to hit the day there were chocolate demos ALL OVER THE STORE. Every aisle, two to three different chocolate manufacturers, handing out samples. We came home with a LOT of chocolate on that shopping trip.

But I do want to go to a T.J.Maxx in the next few days, so I can scope out their discounted Valentine's goodies. More Betsey Johnson tights, I hope!


beekaytee - Feb 14, 2011 10:12:40 am PST #15504 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Long rant ahoy. Feel free to avert your eyes.

In addition to being a fabricated holiday, it appears to be complaints from me day.

I just wrote to the owner of the grooming shop I have been dead loyal to for as long as Bartleby has been with me. 9 years.

This morning, I celebrated the gloriously mild weather by walking over to get the little guy's nails done. The new kid in the shop snapped a table collar on Bartleby and literally dragged him across the floor, never pausing his conversation with a workmate and never once looking at my dog. Halfway across the shop, I gently put my hand on the lead and asked if I could put Bartleby on the table myself. At no point did I do what I wanted to do which was to say, "Dude, choke my dog one more second and I'm going to punch you in the neck."

The kid shot me the dirtiest look imaginable and stomped over to the table to wait for me to lift the little guy up. Once that occurred, he clamped the collar down so hard that Bartleby winced. When I asked him to loosen it, he refused to even look at me and then pulled Bartleby's leg out at an odd angle and began grinding his nails.

I put my hand on his and, unbelievably gently said, "Please acknowledge that I am speaking to you. Loosen the collar and I promise, I will hold my dog steady." He complied, but refused to look at me.

In the end, he only stopped being a creep to me when it became obvious that everyone in the shop knew and liked me. That should not be the criteria for decent customer service and an innocent creature does not deserve to be mishandled because some kid doesn't like being told to clean his room. Seriously, that was the look he gave me.

I get that they are running a business and don't need to pander to a neurotic pet person. I take responsibility for my foibles and do not inflict them on others. In fact, personally and professionally, I have referred at least a hundred people to that shop over the last 9 years.

Now, I'm not indicting the entire business for one guy's behavior...and I might be overreacting, but I did send a strongly worded email to the owner. She's notoriously prickly herself, but hey, she needs to know what the mice get up to when she isn't around.

You can dis me all you like. Hurt my dog and you won't like the results!


lisah - Feb 14, 2011 10:16:27 am PST #15505 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

He sounds like an ass, Bonny. Good for you for reporting him!