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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Feb 13, 2011 5:40:33 pm PST #15473 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

Linus/blanket

Dirty Harry/44 Magnum


DavidS - Feb 13, 2011 5:44:15 pm PST #15474 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

I'm going to disallow that.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 5:48:59 pm PST #15475 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

GOB/Segway.

Ahahahahaha!!!!!!!

Calvin/Hobbes (if Hobbes is inanimate)

I'm going to disallow that.

I second that emotion.


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 5:50:14 pm PST #15476 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Did we have Freud/cigar?

Or, for that matter, Hannibal (A-Team)/cigar.


§ ita § - Feb 13, 2011 5:54:16 pm PST #15477 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Buffy/stake

Castiel/trenchcoat

Chuck/intersect

Inigo/sword

Dread Pirate Roberts/mask


hippocampus - Feb 13, 2011 5:58:30 pm PST #15478 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Congratulations Bonny!

Mal/Serenity

Also

Kaylee/Serenity


Polter-Cow - Feb 13, 2011 6:09:15 pm PST #15479 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Or, for that matter, Hannibal (A-Team)/cigar.

Hannibal/fava beans.


WindSparrow - Feb 13, 2011 6:23:18 pm PST #15480 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wimsey/monocle


WindSparrow - Feb 13, 2011 6:25:23 pm PST #15481 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Peabody/chatelaine belt


Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 6:32:07 pm PST #15482 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Lebowski/White Russian
Lebowski/sweater
Lebwoski/rug