I was going to suggest something, but I don't think anything can top:
Hamlet/Poor Yorick
So I'm not even going to try.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Tom Scola - Feb 13, 2011 2:09:16 pm PST #15441 of 30000
Where do you come from? Where do you go? What is your scene, baby? We just gotta know.
smonster - Feb 13, 2011 2:09:40 pm PST #15442 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I've decided to watch VM. Feels apropos.
Veronica Mars/camera
Calli - Feb 13, 2011 2:12:01 pm PST #15443 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I nabbed Ben & Jerry's chocolate brownie ice cream for tomorrow.
There was an oddity in my day. I was out walking the cat in the green area behind my apartment near a big boulder. On the bounder I found a heart-shaped rock. That's not really a common shape for rocks. It was a very seasonal discovery.
Dana - Feb 13, 2011 2:12:23 pm PST #15444 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Did someone mention Doctor Who/TARDIS?
DavidS - Feb 13, 2011 2:15:10 pm PST #15445 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Wonder Woman / Lasso
Captain America / Shield
King Arthur / Excalibur
RuPaul / Wig
Dorothy Parker / gin
Marlon Brando / The Butter
Buffy / Mr. Pointy
Cary Grant / McGuffin
Omar / shotgun
Buddy Holly / glasses
Sokka / Space Sword
Indy / bullwhip
Anne W. - Feb 13, 2011 2:15:10 pm PST #15446 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
Dean Winchester/Impala
smonster - Feb 13, 2011 2:19:57 pm PST #15447 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Sam Winchester/laptop?
Atropa - Feb 13, 2011 2:20:13 pm PST #15448 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Alexia Tarbotti/parasol
Dracula/coffin
Steph L. - Feb 13, 2011 2:25:01 pm PST #15449 of 30000
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.
I've decided to watch VM. Feels apropos.
I don't care how clearly criminal Weevil is, I STILL LOVES HIM FOREVER! And I love Dad Mars forever.
Alexia Tarbotti/parasol
LOVE!!!
Blue Beetle/Scarab
t edit Okay, the Scarab isn't actually inanimate, but it's the first thing I thought of, being the geek that I am.
erikaj - Feb 13, 2011 2:27:50 pm PST #15450 of 30000
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal
Criminal is not always a bad thing. Sometimes it's the only rational response. (/David Simon likes carrots) Also Snoop/nailgun