Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


erin_obscure - Feb 13, 2011 10:49:08 am PST #15414 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Burgerville.

It's annoying me that the cop who closed it out never noted what the weapon actually was. One of my coworkers suggested a discus. I tried describing a hacksaw to the caller, thinking maybe that's what it was (first she said semicircle, then 2 semicircles together to make a circle.) Maybe it was an industrial size pizza cutter.


smonster - Feb 13, 2011 10:58:29 am PST #15415 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Concrete saw?


Cass - Feb 13, 2011 11:12:07 am PST #15416 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Mezzaluna.

Mezzalunad with intent.


erin_obscure - Feb 13, 2011 11:14:54 am PST #15417 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

that would scare me.


Laga - Feb 13, 2011 11:17:40 am PST #15418 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

man I love you guys.


beekaytee - Feb 13, 2011 11:17:49 am PST #15419 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

What is your favorite pairing of fictional character and inanimate object?"

Love it.

Okay, I'm off. Given what the shop owner has said, I'm not particularly cheerful, but will bring my best game. I'm already just chalking it up to experience.

Feh. I'm missing the Firefly w&p for this?


erin_obscure - Feb 13, 2011 11:19:33 am PST #15420 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I just google images mezzaluns and i NEED one of those. Posthaste.


meara - Feb 13, 2011 11:42:33 am PST #15421 of 30000

Yeah, now I'm picturing someone threatening me with some klingon-type weirdo circular axe...hmm.

am also deciding if I need to Spend All The Money, and buy a DSLR. Which I've been wanting, but have no skillz to use. Or if I should just go with a similar-to-my-broken-one cheapo basic camera for under $200. hmmm.


ChiKat - Feb 13, 2011 11:46:37 am PST #15422 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Thanks for the ~ma, y'all. I suspect I'm going to be stressed until I know something on Tuesday. Kitty continues to act as if nothing is amiss so I'm going with that.

meara, I'd love a DSLR. I suspect a good camera could aid in lack of skills. Scola might know a good one. He takes great pics.


billytea - Feb 13, 2011 11:50:35 am PST #15423 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My one experience calling 911 after seeing a crime led me to realize I could identify the gun (esp the fact that, dude, yes, gun) better than the suspect.

Would this be the incident I think it was?