Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Feb 12, 2011 11:38:04 am PST #15352 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I think you just encountered a "Big Belly" trash compactor can. We looked at putting those on campus.


Cass - Feb 12, 2011 11:44:33 am PST #15353 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

That could be hysterical with altered students running around.


beekaytee - Feb 12, 2011 11:52:11 am PST #15354 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

And it just made me think about how dogs know to temper that instinct when they're play fighting. It's oddly cheering to have that bit of trust between species. "I'm going to stick my hand in your mouth and I know you're not going to bite me."

This happens to be a huge issue for me. Ryla knows how to play and have a soft mouth because she was not taken away from her litter too soon. I think I need to start a campaign to get breeders to be much smarter about this.

I just warned a client to wait until at least 10 weeks, preferably 12, before bringing their new puppy home. They nodded in ascent, recognizing that having a small child in the house would make an almost impossible task even harder if they had to teach bite inhibition themselves.

Sure enough, they brought her home at 6 weeks. The first two people to get bitten? The daughter and me.

Sheesh.

So, long way around to, Yay Ryla!


sumi - Feb 12, 2011 12:03:22 pm PST #15355 of 30000
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, it is nice when animals know the difference between play and serious. (My cat Tanuki has claws but plays with you completely safely.)

Who recommends taking animals home at 6 weeks? That's ridiculous. 10-12 is pretty unusual but most people at least wait 'til 8 weeks.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 12, 2011 12:07:54 pm PST #15356 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thanks, smonster. And ouch, re the revisionist history. I hope it lets up and lets you sleep soon.

Giggling at the thought of my students encountering Dalek-style trashcans on campus. (No, I'm not sure why that's funny.)


Ginger - Feb 12, 2011 12:15:10 pm PST #15357 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

A local mall has trash cans that say "Thank you." Clearly not Daleks. Daleks never say "Thank you."


beekaytee - Feb 12, 2011 12:30:53 pm PST #15358 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

most people at least wait 'til 8 weeks.

Yes, most common and woefully inadequate.

My sense is that breeders, no matter how wise and wonderful, want to get the pups out the door and can't stand up against the 'nownownow' impulse of the new people.

But, for true, there is nothing like another razor-toothed litter mate to teach the concept of pain. There is NOTHING constructive or effective that a human can do that is as effective. In fact, when I tell people that they can't pull their hands away (at peril of stimulating the bite instinct) they look at me mystified. Sorry folks, we are primates...pretty much the opposite of canine instinct.


ChiKat - Feb 12, 2011 1:48:45 pm PST #15359 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Pix and Maria!!!!! May it be the loveliest year for the loveliest women!

So, I am doing my level best not to start worrying about something that I don't know yet. My cat has lost some weight and he had bloodwork done yesterday to figure out why. And, he's had a tiny cough and got 1 x-ray yesterday before going completely wild and having a panic attack, poor punkin. The vet says she saw something in his lungs on the xray but she needs to see the other views to know what. He goes back on Tuesday for sedation and the other xrays.

I have had a long chat with my cat and told him he can't be really sick. He seems to understand me. And, I'm trying not to immediately think lung cancer, but of course I am.

I don't think I can properly express how much he means to me. Some it's-nothing~ma would be terrific.


WindSparrow - Feb 12, 2011 2:07:59 pm PST #15360 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oh, ChiKat - so much veterinary~ma for your little guy.

Birthday happies to Maria and Kristin!

In fact, when I tell people that they can't pull their hands away (at peril of stimulating the bite instinct) they look at me mystified. Sorry folks, we are primates...pretty much the opposite of canine instinct.

"Feed the bite" works for human bites as well as canine and feline bites. But it does take a bit of work to program your mind to do it, instead of following the immediate instinct to pull away. Act like prey, they'll treat you like prey.


erin_obscure - Feb 12, 2011 2:48:33 pm PST #15361 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Chikat- much kitty-health~ma. That's an awful situation. I'm glad he's at least listening to you. Let it be a wad of phlegm or inhaled fur or something he can cough up on his own :(