Here is my day:
After several days in bed, still sick me is back watching the still sick baby who infected me.
She is not interested in napping, just crying. She IS interested in playing with things she should not thereby prompting me to take them from her, thereby prompting her to scream.
The kid is crawling around half asleep. I have put on some nick jr show with weird
spiders,
one of whom is sort of english. Soon I'll pick her up and attempt* nappage once again.
Darling neice, I love you. I beg you, go to sleep. Curl up on me, cover me in snot, pull my hair... but sleep. For your sake, for mine, just sleep.
* typo of the year, I originally typed this as "attack"
Fighting my work ethic is one of the hardest things, ever. I feel guilty not going to work, like I'm playing hooky or something.
Your job right now is to heal your back. Try to think of it that way!
While such a person likes talking to other people, they don't reveal much personal stuff about themselves.
That would be me. People know quite a bit about my sister, though. (eta: from both me and her)
Wow, I've won 750,000 pounds in the UK National Lottery. I know it's legit because
The UK NATIONAL LOTTERY AWARDS© is proudly sponsored by The Royal Family, Microsoft Corporation©, the Intel Group©, Toshiba©, Dell computers©, Mackintosh© and a conglomeration of other international IT companies.We are proud to say that over 50 Million Dollars are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide.
Gosh, I should send them my cellphone number immediately.
Plus a raincoat company.
Well, it is England. Maybe it's a Scottish company.
Oh, pshaw, Connie. I've got Tim Geithner trying to send me $10M. Clearly SO VERY LEGIT.
Marketing People who designed the brand I saw to today. While it is very unlikely I will ever buy frozen pre-made french toast, if I ever do yours is the one I will buy. "Leading National Brand" is a totally awesome brand name.
Ha...In my experience, frozen French toast is not worth it.(Such a rich domestic legacy I've inherited...call Caitlin Flanagan, stat.) But "Like Mama used to make," means a. scratch open the box. or 2. Wait patiently as Mama assembles the different parts of the home-cooked meal out of sequence to address a shortage of pots.
But, anyway, the texture is really strange...texture is important to French toast.
