You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beekaytee - Sep 05, 2010 3:47:39 pm PDT #1360 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Perhaps you should give them some hemorrhoid medication, Bonny. Or high-fiber cookies.

My original impulse was to lean out the window and 'join the conversation' with a remedy suggestion. Shoulda done that. But I just got so mad! These folks are definitely bearing the brunt of my disgust over the lack of civility in society in general. I have to cop to that.

One recommendation in the dog park was that I write a note and include the wikipedia page in re: the disorder.

Honestly though, I'm not even sure the residents were present at this point, so I'm going to save the jokey stuff until I know for sure.


WindSparrow - Sep 05, 2010 3:49:26 pm PDT #1361 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

When you make cookies for them, consider making chocolate Ex-lax chip cookies.

t /evil


beekaytee - Sep 05, 2010 3:56:25 pm PDT #1362 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Bwahhaha. It's a good kind of evil.

In other news, for the love of pete, I just read that the novelist famous for The Horse Whisperer nearly killed himself, his wife and her brother (a Scottish clan chief, no less) by feeding them all a poisoned mushroom dish.

They will all need kidney transplants.

He goes on at length about how careful he normally is to check the guidebooks for anything he forages. On this day, he did not.

Everyone involved is unbelievably cheerful about it...in print anyway...I'm not sure how I would live with myself after a mistake like that.


Pix - Sep 05, 2010 4:46:42 pm PDT #1363 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Okay, it was the pancreatitis that put him in the hospital. It's just so freaky that ine could have surgery and end up so much worse.

Stephanie, gallstones are the most common cause of pancreatitis aside from alcohol abuse. The surgery may have knocked a stone loose, but it's equally possible that one could have escaped even if he had never had the surgery--that's what happened to my aunt years ago. She had to wait five months for her pancreas to completely heal before she could even have her gall bladder out. There's no way to know if Drew's surgery caused the stone to be retained or if it would have happened regardless. Pancreatitis is really the only true danger of gall bladder disease. Drew just had exceptionally bad luck--a stone caught in the common bile duct that then caused inflammation of his pancreas and liver. He had/has both cholangitis (an infection of the bile duct) and moderately severe pancreatitis. You can look here for more: [link]


Pix - Sep 05, 2010 7:26:35 pm PDT #1364 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Wow, I killed the thread but good with oversimplified medical mumbo jumbo.


Spidra Webster - Sep 05, 2010 7:35:34 pm PDT #1365 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

No, it's just resting after a prolonged squawk. It's pining for the fjords.


DCJensen - Sep 05, 2010 7:44:07 pm PDT #1366 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

yes, the thread prefers kipping on it's back. It's pinin'.


WindSparrow - Sep 05, 2010 7:45:03 pm PDT #1367 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Wonderful Thread, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.


Shir - Sep 05, 2010 7:51:17 pm PDT #1368 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Stephanie, congrats on your SIL's new baby boy!

(I'm trying to wake up, I'll see later if I have anything to contribute to he hemorrhoids/cookies conversation).


Pix - Sep 05, 2010 8:06:21 pm PDT #1369 of 30000
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Stephanie, congrats on your SIL's new baby boy!

Yes, this! Good news is good.