Dude, when he got there, it was his own sweet lady. BRILLIANT.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Jan 19, 2011 2:20:04 pm PST #13571 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
billytea - Jan 19, 2011 2:30:05 pm PST #13572 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Dude, when he got there, it was his own sweet lady. BRILLIANT.
I'm quite impressed that they could then laugh for a moment and repeat the chorus, instead of, say, asking "God, what is wrong with us?"
tommyrot - Jan 19, 2011 2:30:17 pm PST #13573 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Dude, when he got there, it was his own sweet lady.
No, it was his own lovely lady.
Why did I just nitpick that? Why do I care?
WindSparrow - Jan 19, 2011 2:31:31 pm PST #13574 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Well, he didn't have a goatee when I met him. And then for a while he did. And now he doesn't!
So maybe this one is the morally ambiguous triplet.
I'm a little ashamed of how much I like that song.
I am totally not ashamed at all of how much I love that song. I am occasionally ashamed of thinking that it is a Billy Joel song, but then I check the internet and get better.
Barb - Jan 19, 2011 2:48:03 pm PST #13575 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Sign of the Apocalypse: Snooki has hit the NYT Bestseller list.
Kill me now.
Aims - Jan 19, 2011 4:03:51 pm PST #13576 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Damn, and I thought it was that Emeline started leaving Hannah Montana lyrics written all over the house.
Your proof is much more concrete. I'll get the duct tape and hairspray.
Trudy Booth - Jan 19, 2011 4:10:05 pm PST #13577 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I love Snooki.
There, I said it.
Working class kid finds a way to never have a real job? Good for her! Why should wealth-generating uselessness be reserved for Hiltons and Kardashians?
Hil R. - Jan 19, 2011 4:46:23 pm PST #13578 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I mostly hate Snookie because I've had a few experience where people find out that I'm from New Jersey and then they start debating how much I look like Snookie.
javachik - Jan 19, 2011 4:50:12 pm PST #13579 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Working class kid finds a way to never have a real job? Good for her! Why should wealth-generating uselessness be reserved for Hiltons and Kardashians?
Eh. I could easily do without any of them.
Burrell - Jan 19, 2011 4:59:17 pm PST #13580 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Wait, who is Snookie? All this time I thought y'all were talking about the character in True Blood. Isn't her name Snookie?