You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - Jan 15, 2011 3:14:35 am PST #13244 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Oatmeal with apple-cranberry sauce and cashews.

I put "What Can We Do To a Drunken Sailor" on my list of songs to sing. Since I can never remember the proper lyrics I have made up a few verses. I'll let you know if I add any good ones.


DCJensen - Jan 15, 2011 3:47:05 am PST #13245 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

According to the book I am reading, and is sitting on my nightstand, the name of that song is "Bumboat," but there's a version of it by the Irish Rovers called "Drunken Sailor," so maybe it's one of those amorphous songs.

I know a number of people have "drunken soldier" as the words.


DCJensen - Jan 15, 2011 4:05:26 am PST #13246 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Conversation fuel:

Ugly fonts Help You Learn?


Ginger - Jan 15, 2011 4:34:04 am PST #13247 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know it as "What Shall We Do with a Drunken Sailor?" (Shave his belly with a rusty razor....Throw him in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him...)

I didn't mention my tactic of singing my way through most of The Kingston Trio's songs, because I didn't think it would universally applicable. "M.T.A." is a useful song for this purpose.


Strix - Jan 15, 2011 6:31:11 am PST #13248 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Barb, I'm glad Plei helped with the smiting! You are not an odious woman or a bad writer - Ptui! I speet upon their stupidities!

That article about the fonts was interesting. I am changing all my classroom materials to Comic Sans....oh. I think I just heard Teppy shriek in pain.


sj - Jan 15, 2011 6:38:18 am PST #13249 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Barb}}} I'm glad Plei was able to smite them.


erin_obscure - Jan 15, 2011 7:02:47 am PST #13250 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

{{{barb}}}}

people on the internet are frequently wrong.

except for here, which is why i'm asking for very specific menu tips. I'm making a couple of dinner deliveries to a coworker who has breast cancer. She's already been through surgery which went very well and started chemo last week. Of course the chemo is doing terrible things to her relationship with food...so the list of things she normally likes (headliner: mexican food) is now down to mac and cheese and mashed potatoes. I was thinking of taking over homemade (but very mild) mac and cheese, maybe a little fresh fruit, and possibly unsweetened/unseasoned steel cut oatmeal for breakfast the next morning? If i make it ahead of time with extra water, maybe it would reheat alright? I just wish i could think of some similarly bland comfort food (no tomatoes, onions, garlic, or spiciness) to offer to bring for a little variety. (and of course i wouldn't just show up with something she's no ok eating...but i can email her ahead of time and ask: "would you prefer mac and cheese or ....?").

Any ideas?


Ginger - Jan 15, 2011 7:38:05 am PST #13251 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Because everything tastes weird, sometimes it's best to eat something you don't normally eat. Acids are usually too acid. Sweet and salty things taste the most normal. Simple homemade chicken soup with noodles and not too many vegetables is good. I usually threw in some ginger, because it's effective against nausea. Miso soup was helpful. I usually just used the instant. Ice cream and custard are good. Ginger tea is good if she doesn't already have any. Sadly, chemo screws up the taste of coffee for at least part of the time. Bananas are probably the best fresh fruit. Good vegetables for me were sweet potatoes, squash and green beans. I love things like broccoli, but sometimes they tasted bitter.

(Also, tell her to take lysine and obsessively do the mouth care instructions.)


Strix - Jan 15, 2011 7:42:48 am PST #13252 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

What about a quiche or frittata? It could be mainly egg and cheese. Herbs instead of garlic and onions, like a little thyme..

Pureed broccoli cheese soup. Twice-baked mashed potatoes with cheese and sour cream. Single packs of organic applesauce. Homemade frozen waffles or pancakes.


Laga - Jan 15, 2011 7:58:08 am PST #13253 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If she can handle cabbage, I find colcannon (boiled cabbage and mashed potatoes) to be very comforting.