I would like fast forward and undo on my life, please.
Yeah. I need a time machine so I can warn my younger self about mistakes I've made.
Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike ,'Showtime'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
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tommyrot - Jan 12, 2011 5:42:41 am PST #12953 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Beverly - Jan 12, 2011 5:49:11 am PST #12954 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Replay, freeze frame or pause, mute. All wonderful apps for life. Somebody get on that?
sj - Jan 12, 2011 5:50:50 am PST #12955 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
I'm with WS, the mute button would definitely come in handy.
Beverly - Jan 12, 2011 5:52:20 am PST #12956 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Ooh, slow-mo, for those wonderful memorable moments you want to savor.
Okay, I've been up for three hours. I need to stalk breakfast.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jan 12, 2011 5:56:00 am PST #12957 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I'd like the facility for episode selection, please.
beth b - Jan 12, 2011 5:57:52 am PST #12958 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
continuing to send the ma~~ to the house of reason
brenda m - Jan 12, 2011 6:01:25 am PST #12959 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Replay, freeze frame or pause, mute. All wonderful apps for life. Somebody get on that?
I want that 8 second "whoa, did I just say/do that?" back up button from the Tivo.
Gudanov - Jan 12, 2011 6:41:37 am PST #12960 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
I'd call WBC scum, but it's an insult to scum.
They are based in the city I grew up in and I see them protesting from time to time when going there to visit my parents. It was funny when we when by them protesting and my daughter ask, perplexed, "Why do they say God hates flags?"
Shir - Jan 12, 2011 6:48:12 am PST #12961 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
I think I wrote this here before, but I'm not in favor of a mute button.
I'm in favor of an electric collar controlled by my mind that everyone (well, most people) will wear, so I'll be able to zap them whenever they do or say something stupid.
I think it's a win-win situation.
WindSparrow - Jan 12, 2011 7:48:59 am PST #12962 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
I'm in favor of an electric collar controlled by my mind that everyone (well, most people) will wear, so I'll be able to zap them whenever they do or say something stupid.
I'm in favor of Shir being in control of electric shock collars worn by people from WBC. Only thing is, we had better work out solar panels to power them, because regular batteries would wear out too fast.