Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Dec 24, 2010 6:10:15 am PST #11684 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh Ginger! Untimely toilet shenanigans for xmas. That is lamentable.

Chill out, Mr. Peabody.


Ginger - Dec 24, 2010 6:10:41 am PST #11685 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I make a date for golf
And you can bet your life it rains.
Try to give a party, but the guy upstairs complains
Guess I'll go through life just catching colds and missing trains.
Everything happens to me.


smonster - Dec 24, 2010 6:11:46 am PST #11686 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

WindSparrow, how are you feeling?


Ginger - Dec 24, 2010 6:14:37 am PST #11687 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm going to try leaving again, although it may take a while to get the dog.

Merry Christmas and Bah Humbug to all.


-t - Dec 24, 2010 6:30:37 am PST #11688 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Good luck, Ginger. Cooperate, Mr. Peabody!


Laga - Dec 24, 2010 7:06:27 am PST #11689 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Bah Humbug, indeed.

Today is traditionally a day for staying home, wrapping presents, and avoiding the living. I really want to go see a matinee of True Grit and my roommate needs a ride to the mall.


smonster - Dec 24, 2010 7:14:53 am PST #11690 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I need to get dressed, clean up a bit, pack, and head to the parents with Frankie, but I seem to have ended up back in bed.

In the spirit of Bah Humbug, I finished my course of prednisone, which means I'm itchy again.


Barb - Dec 24, 2010 7:18:08 am PST #11691 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Oy vey. Mr. P, don't give your person grief. The toilet already did that.

smonster, sorry you're itchy again.

The cranberry chutney/sauce/stuff is cooling on the stovetop while I'm contemplating what cookies to make. I've got more presents to wrap, but beyond that, it's pretty mellow round these parts. I'm not planning on setting foot among the public if'n I don't have to.


erikaj - Dec 24, 2010 7:26:44 am PST #11692 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Nora, I'm jealous...I want them, but that is too much scratch for me to spend on me. Also, the last two seasons aren't that good."I know how it is...December 25 everyone loves you, but after that, you're just another fat man in a bad suit." Concerned about my Secret Santa's gift...they are getting ready to make a second attempt to deliver now. Hope it goes okay.


Connie Neil - Dec 24, 2010 7:33:21 am PST #11693 of 30000
brillig

Hubby and I are going to the mall and Best Buy just because we can, not because we have to. We'll sadistically grin at all the frantic people, maybe pick up some insanely good deal, and map out what we'll buy over New Year's. And maybe have eggnog later.