I'm not as tired as I was on Tuesday, but still am fatigued. I went to bed at 1:00 am, fell asleep about an hour later, had my alarm set for 8:00 but was woken up at 6:00 by the cat jumping on the bed and pacing around me, meowing at full volume. I tossed her off the bed, but couldn't get back to the deep sleep I really needed. Ugh.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Kathy A - Dec 23, 2010 6:16:35 am PST #11634 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Barb - Dec 23, 2010 6:17:08 am PST #11635 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
I have to go the mall.
Because SOMEONE didn't do any Christmas shopping yet, presuming she would be chauffeured to the mall by SOMEONE who had made it exceedingly clear she wanted nothing to do with the mall today or tomorrow.
Pray for me.
smonster - Dec 23, 2010 6:17:39 am PST #11636 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Transmission~ma, Vortex.
Barb - Dec 23, 2010 6:19:59 am PST #11637 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Transmission ~ma for Vortex, iron ~ma for smonster's grandma, and general all around calm ~ma as needed.
Laga - Dec 23, 2010 6:41:04 am PST #11638 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Mall~ma, Barb, Transmission~ma, Vortex.
It is a beautiful morning here in sunny southern california, the day my friends get to go back to Chicago.
amych - Dec 23, 2010 6:41:17 am PST #11639 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
iron ~ma looks to my brane about one and a half steps from Iron Man. So I'm'a go with that for the general badassness, but without the alcoholism and the nuclear heartlight.
Vortex - Dec 23, 2010 6:48:57 am PST #11640 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Mall~ma back atcha, Barb. I would be a bad mother, because I would drop the kid off and go to Borders/B&N whatever and drink coffee and read books.
Barb - Dec 23, 2010 6:52:42 am PST #11641 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Mall~ma back atcha, Barb. I would be a bad mother, because I would drop the kid off and go to Borders/B&N whatever and drink coffee and read books.
If it was one of my kids, it would be understandable.
However.
In this scenario, I'm the child. And the chauffeur. You dig where I'm coming from?
::sigh::
Vortex - Dec 23, 2010 6:55:47 am PST #11642 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Oh, that would give me even MORE reason to do it. Something along the lines of "if you're going to treat me like a taxi, I'll act like one - I'll drop you off and you can call and I'll pick you up. I won't even charge you."
Barb - Dec 23, 2010 6:58:47 am PST #11643 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”
Gads, I wish I could do that. But she's got the bad knee (that she was supposed to have surgically repaired two YEARS ago, but keeps putting off) and is walking with a cane and needs someone to carry packages and... and...
And if I don't, I'll have to hear about it. And hear about it. And hear about it.
I know, I know.
I'm being a wuss.
I'm trying to look at it as amassing good karma.
And lessons learned in terms of things not to do to my own children.
Besides, I'll think of far more creative ways to torture them.