Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - Dec 16, 2010 10:20:53 am PST #11106 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh, condolences, smonster.


Calli - Dec 16, 2010 10:24:48 am PST #11107 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I'm sorry, smonster.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2010 10:25:31 am PST #11108 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

That's really sad.

Sometimes I feel like an insane person when I laugh at my own jokes, but it's okay, right? So much of writing is so hard, at least I get some kicks out of it.


Gudanov - Dec 16, 2010 10:26:51 am PST #11109 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Sorry, smonster.

I think it's better sign if you find your own jokes funny than if you don't.


Cass - Dec 16, 2010 10:28:50 am PST #11110 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Oh, smonster, I am so sorry!


Fred Pete - Dec 16, 2010 10:29:34 am PST #11111 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Sympathies, smonster.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2010 10:30:06 am PST #11112 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

maybe...


meara - Dec 16, 2010 10:32:43 am PST #11113 of 30000

I really think that one of my best friends is my best friend because she laughs at all my jokes, making me feel very suave and funny and awesome. :) (...or she's easily amused, but we'll ignore that part)


DCJensen - Dec 16, 2010 10:35:03 am PST #11114 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

My condolences smonster.

ION; My car is not worth fixing, says the dealership. just the water pump, an another leak, and the serpentine belt would run $1000, and add to it that the rear tires are at the legal minimum, and the front breaks are almost down to metal. So all in all about $2000.

I paid $1000 for it. And that wouldn't take care of the muffler, trans axle it needs, nor the new door regulator...

I'm screwed.


erikaj - Dec 16, 2010 10:41:34 am PST #11115 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

Calli, incoming shortly.