It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Aug 25, 2010 6:40:55 pm PDT #110 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Barb! Happy birthday!


Cass - Aug 25, 2010 6:41:35 pm PDT #111 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Happy birthday, Barb.

I think there is a squirrel rollerskating on my roof.


Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2010 6:43:40 pm PDT #112 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hippo Birdies, Two Ewes, Barb!!


quester - Aug 25, 2010 6:45:19 pm PDT #113 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Happy Barbthday!


Spidra Webster - Aug 25, 2010 6:46:18 pm PDT #114 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Happy birthday, Barb!

While in the hell we mortals call the DMV today, I read the printout I got last night of the either proposed or passed So Pasadena Municipal Code section on community gardens. It's 3 pages of bureaucracy applied to anything called a community garden whether it's on private land or public land. You must have a Level 1 EPA soil test conducted by a state or federally accredited lab (even though private landowners don't have to test their soil to eat their own produce...). You must have this kind of fence but not that kind of fence. It must be higher than xx but not higher than xx. Where it meets private property it must now be made out of xx but not xx and be this high exactly. You can have no structure whatsoever on the property (so you must haul your tools to the garden with you every time regardless of whether you own a car, are disabled, etc). You must be there no earlier than dawn and no later than dusk. You must...etc. etc.

I understand that neighbors want good neighbors, but this stuff is so onerous and bureaucratic it takes all the fun out of gardening. I'm so discouraged I feel like just helping out with some of the research and then bowing out because I'm not up for the corporatizing of what is a therapeutic and beautiful pastime for me.


smonster - Aug 25, 2010 6:49:20 pm PDT #115 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Home now. So tired. Need to shower and pack and scoop litter pans. Considering doing it all in the morning. Feh.

yep, doing it in the morning. Zen, mos def still need a wakeup call. Grazie.


meara - Aug 25, 2010 7:10:12 pm PDT #116 of 30000

Hee. I like "barbthday".

I have also seen the "needs replaced" etc, but probably wouldn't use it myself.

I need to do some work, and don't wanna. Also, I felt all proud that I worked out this morning, but three doughnuts and a thing of gummy bears later, any benefit is long gone...


quester - Aug 25, 2010 7:16:41 pm PDT #117 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Hee. I like "barbthday".

I wasn't quite sure how it was going to turn out as I was typing it. :-D


beth b - Aug 25, 2010 7:41:50 pm PDT #118 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Happy birthday Barb


Typo Boy - Aug 25, 2010 7:43:07 pm PDT #119 of 30000
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I will shamelessly steal a good line: Happy Barbday.