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Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Sep 02, 2010 2:45:38 pm PDT #1065 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

And while I'm being picky, is Ent a nationality?

D caught a lizard, it's tiny with a long slinky tail. We might have to keep it.


Connie Neil - Sep 02, 2010 2:48:46 pm PDT #1066 of 30000
brillig

Politics is fandom for ugly people.

I love this and want to have its metaphorical babies.


beth b - Sep 02, 2010 2:49:16 pm PDT #1067 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Ents are tree-like beings from Lord of the rings


Laga - Sep 02, 2010 3:25:05 pm PDT #1068 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

We have decided to let the lizard go.


hippocampus - Sep 02, 2010 5:06:46 pm PDT #1069 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Politics is fandom for ugly people.

hahahaha.


Trudy Booth - Sep 02, 2010 5:47:19 pm PDT #1070 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I always heard it as "Politics is show biz for ugly people." No clue where its from.


erin_obscure - Sep 02, 2010 6:17:07 pm PDT #1071 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Also, nobody makes delivered flower bouquets that are appropriate for ND.

and oddly, at least one of the big name online flower/ordering/delivery places won't deliver to a hospital. to which i screamed "wha aaaa aaaaat?!?!?!" at the monitor. Aren't they screwing themselves out of tons of business?


Laga - Sep 02, 2010 7:02:56 pm PDT #1072 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

A lot of hospitals won't take flowers anymore. Too many outside contaminants.


Steph L. - Sep 02, 2010 7:09:34 pm PDT #1073 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

A lot of hospitals won't take flowers anymore. Too many outside contaminants.

Dude. Porn bouquet.


Polter-Cow - Sep 02, 2010 7:22:41 pm PDT #1074 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Here is a conversation my brother and my mom had today:

Mom: "If you had to choose between us and [GF], who would you pick?"
Brother: "That's a stupid question. I'm not going to answer that. It would be like me asking you to pick between me and [my sister]."
Mom: "Right now, honestly, I would pick [your sister] because at least she is being good and listens to us."

And then he hung up on her because, you know, what the fuck. She called back and said that he asked her to choose, so she chose, which is a bullshit answer. She told him to focus on his studies, that's all she wants now. And later sent him a text that she loves him and is sorry for hurting his feelings.

I kind of feel sorry for her at this point. She doesn't know how to deal with this at all. And I don't know how to help her. Nothing we say gets through to her. But it's kind of fun in a sad and horrible way to watch her say more and more ridiculous things. It's showing so signs of ending.

(And before that conversation happened, she told my brother that he didn't want him to tell me all this like, "Oh, I just had the fourth talk with Mommy." Yeah, that wasn't going to not happen. Um. I think I double-negatived that properly.)