It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 07, 2010 5:54:18 pm PST #10476 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Nora, it's been canceled, did you hear? But it's a glorious and pretty satisfying season, so don't let that stop you. Besides, I want to see if it moves Tom to ASSCAP.


Steph L. - Dec 07, 2010 6:14:08 pm PST #10477 of 30000
That which does not kill you should RUN

I shamefacedly LOVE Mariah Carey's version of that. Big time.

::turns back on Teppy. Walks around her pouring the pure distillation of hipster disdain in a protective circle to enclose her contaminating uncoolness::

Dude, I live in the middle of the biggest fucking hipster enclave this side of Williamsburg. Those goddamn straw hats and white belts are everywhere. I am TOTALLY IMMUNE to hipster disdain.


amyth - Dec 07, 2010 6:23:35 pm PST #10478 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Maybe I'll buy a shower stool online while I'm laid up! I plan on doing all on the online shopping this week. Anyone want anything?


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2010 6:44:11 pm PST #10479 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A Cintiq?


amyth - Dec 07, 2010 7:03:34 pm PST #10480 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

OK! Of course, I'm marginally high on painkillers right now, so it's the perfect time to ask. I'll throw in Tom Hardy while I'm at it. AND A PONY.

How many Buffistas live in the LA area? I've lost track. I ask because I'm going to be in LA in January, barring any family emergencies, and I would love to see Buffistas. I should prob. post that in the F2F. thread, eh?


Liese S. - Dec 07, 2010 7:13:14 pm PST #10481 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I WANT A PONY TOO!

Yes you should. When in January, because there's a very faint chance we'll be in LA in January too, for NAMM.


amyth - Dec 07, 2010 7:15:11 pm PST #10482 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

::adds pony to list for Liese::

I'll be there from the 10-13. Will that coincide?


Liese S. - Dec 07, 2010 7:16:24 pm PST #10483 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Almost. 13th-16th.


amyth - Dec 07, 2010 7:19:09 pm PST #10484 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen

Hmm. Maybe on the 13th, depending on timing. I'm not leaving until the evening.


Barb - Dec 07, 2010 7:19:58 pm PST #10485 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Again, thanks for the good thoughts everyone!

And for those wondering, this is what I look like, geeking out monumentally (I'm guessing this is about the point I was going on about the history of Carmen.)

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