Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Dec 04, 2010 7:20:51 am PST #10146 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Ooo, nifty. Hmm.


Barb - Dec 04, 2010 7:24:54 am PST #10147 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Bitches, I need some opinion type help- I want to blow up and frame a couple of photos for my sister for her Christmas gift from her visit here last month. I've narrowed it down to four (at least for now) and I kind of would like some of your thoughts. (Feel free to tell me if they suck, too-- God knows, I'm new at this.)

They're at Flickr: [link]


§ ita § - Dec 04, 2010 7:25:28 am PST #10148 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have had ice cream flavoured toothpaste. It was disgusting and my teeth didn't feel clean. I don't eat or drink mint, but it sure cleans good.


Dana - Dec 04, 2010 8:03:12 am PST #10149 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I like the first two, Barb.


Calli - Dec 04, 2010 8:07:19 am PST #10150 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I could see a lemon flavored toothpaste leaving things feeling clean. I've never found one, though.


Barb - Dec 04, 2010 8:18:47 am PST #10151 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

Just had this conversation with my mother:

"Barbara, Southwest has $59 fares across the country!"

"Ma, I don't think they fly into Seattle."

"But they fly into Oregon!"

::headdesk::

ETA: Okay, they do fly into Seattle, but definitely not for $59 each way. Which I wouldn't have expected. And the cheapie flights are for after the holidays. Now she's mad because of false advertising.


erin_obscure - Dec 04, 2010 8:28:24 am PST #10152 of 30000
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

LOL. I live in Portland and my mom keeps pointing out cheaper flights out of Seattle. She just doesn't get that it's not next door...


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2010 9:04:51 am PST #10153 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We also bought the pumpkin ice cream lately, which was delicious!

I got that, because of my weakness for all things pumpkin. I liked it, but I swear it tasted like there was booze in it. Not that that's a bad thing, but it was unexpected.

The fire always blazes, he makes blueberry cobbler in a hole in the ground, you never, ever get lost, if it rains, you have awesome cover in like, 5 minutes, and twice, he's hauled in a homemade sauna, and we end the day saunaing with eucalyptus and plunging into spring-fed rivers, then back to the sauna. Heaven!

I'm so pathetic. I read this with a growing sense of, "You did what? Then what? And you enjoyed it?"

Right there with you. Although I'm intrigued by the cobbler-in-a-hole.

I want to blow up and frame a couple of photos for my sister for her Christmas gift from her visit here last month.

I agree -- the first two are fantastic.


Ginger - Dec 04, 2010 9:17:16 am PST #10154 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

First, they by no means suck, Barb. The first two are going to make much better enlarged and framed photos, because each has a single dominant image.


Steph L. - Dec 04, 2010 9:33:42 am PST #10155 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Question(s): does anyone have TMJ syndrome? What the SHIT do you do for it? CAN you do anything for it? And does it make your teeth hurt?

This post brought to you by My Mouth Is A Nexus of Pain.