I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.

Dawn ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 46: Don't I get a cookie?  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Dec 03, 2010 5:20:45 pm PST #10118 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would whimper piteously for someone to bring me candy cane Joe Joes, but I just remembered that I have a chocolate croissant waiting for me in one of the cabinets.

ION, wow, I am tired of being sick. I would really like to have more than a week of being healthy between bouts of the plague.


sj - Dec 03, 2010 5:49:41 pm PST #10119 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Laura, best of luck to you.

I am ridiculously tired and sore. I'm drinking some wine and going to bed. My landlord is supposed to be coming by tomorrow. I called to find out what time, and he has not responded. I hope it's not early because I'll likely still be in bed.


Strix - Dec 03, 2010 6:50:08 pm PST #10120 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And again I say !!!, Barb.

Laura, I hope everything works out with your son. 18 is the age one is very likely to contract severe headupyourassitis.

Ohh, the talk reminds me that 1) KC is FINALLY getting a TJ's in 2011 (WOO!) and 2) I have Thin Mints awaiting pickup for me. Must get on the last!


Shir - Dec 03, 2010 10:39:08 pm PST #10121 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Good luck, Laura.

And Barb... I volunteer to start a "Woman, get your own life" fund for the one who is making your nightmare into her life. Now words, really.


Polter-Cow - Dec 03, 2010 10:46:04 pm PST #10122 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The peppermint Joe-Joes trouble me.

I have not had the Joe-Joes themselves, but I am digging the ice cream. I think I must try all the flavors now. ZOMG, the Trader Joe's Premium Mint Chocolate Chip is SO GOOD. And it's not even green!


Shir - Dec 03, 2010 11:24:51 pm PST #10123 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Wow. Picture of the fire from a satellite, in the first page of Haaretz in Hebrew: [link]


Sparky1 - Dec 04, 2010 4:12:57 am PST #10124 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I don't understand you people who like toothpaste flavored cookies, ice cream, etc! Now, if you can find me ice cream flavored toothpaste, we'll talk.

Laura, I hope that son coming home is a success.

Shir, that fire is so . . . disturbing.


Laura - Dec 04, 2010 4:33:09 am PST #10125 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

So I did my annual check to see if there are any Trader Joes in my future. Closest store, Atlanta. Oh well. Guess I need to visit TJ having Buffistas more often.

Laura! Come visit me in New Orleans, you're not so far away, right?

We've driven there! It took about 14 hours. We normally would fly but the whole family went because I was doing a marathon. I've been back a couple times for business and the the F2F, but another visit would be grand.

Son is home. We really didn't talk last night. Just let him get settled in. Of course he is still asleep. We'll see how it goes.


Hil R. - Dec 04, 2010 4:38:26 am PST #10126 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I don't like mint. Well, I'm OK with small amounts of fresh mint, but I cannot stand mint flavoring, in anything. I buy the fruit-flavored toothpaste with cartoon characters on the tube, because for some reason every toothpaste company thinks that all adults like mint, and only make non-mint toothpaste for kids. (Well, Tom's of Maine makes a good fruit-flavored toothpaste without cartoons, but I haven't found anywhere around here that carries it.)


sj - Dec 04, 2010 4:43:09 am PST #10127 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

So I did my annual check to see if there are any Trader Joes in my future. Closest store, Atlanta. Oh well. Guess I need to visit TJ having Buffistas more often.

Yes, you do!