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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sometimes I think there should be a Dirty Mind Hotline that people can use to check whether their child's name or their new product will evoke snickers. For example, I don't think that when Target named its product line Up that it occurred to the name geniuses that one of Target's branded products is hemorrhoid suppositories.
I should consult. SPP Consulting: For All Your Innuendo* Needs
* In WHO'S endo?
Actually thinking about this, I almost died laughing inside when my boss wrote an email to her male student telling him he was "on her 'to-do' list".
Although I always laugh when some old-timey detective talks about being a 'Private Dick'. Because I am 12.
In the movie Barfly, a rich woman hired a private detective to find the writer. At some point she calls him an asshole. So he says, "You hired a dick to find an asshole?"
That's getting close to the 3-kinds-of-people speech in Team America.
Wimbledon: Looks like Rafa is awake now.
Thanks guys!
People are making noise outside my office, and I am trying to listen to Wimbledon!
Do you have a C-38 available to bludgeon them into submission with?
Woman blames vampire for crash near Fruita
GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (KKCO) - A woman claims she spotted a vampire on the road ahead of her and it made her back her car into a canal around 11 p.m. Sunday.
According to authorities, the woman was driving on a dirt road at K and 20 Roads near Fruita when she says she encountered the vampire.
She says it scared her, and she threw her car into reverse, backing it into a canal.
She was not injured. Her husband arrived on the scene and took her home. Troopers do not suspect alcohol or drugs to be factors in this accident.
They added that they found no evidence of a vampire.
It's well recognized that, over the years, vampires have been responsible for some incredibly hot movie sex scenes - or, in the case of the Twilight saga, some incredibly hot people having no sex whatsoever. What's less well known is that the cabal of beautiful people who play movie vampires are part of a tightly-knit sexual web of their very own. Click below to enlarge:
[That's what she said]
