Dick!
Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jun 30, 2010 5:16:37 am PDT #9715 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2010 5:16:49 am PDT #9716 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wang!
Amy - Jun 30, 2010 5:17:39 am PDT #9717 of 30001
Because books.
Johnson!
Gudanov - Jun 30, 2010 5:20:50 am PDT #9718 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Last week's TDS had a great bit at the end of one of John Oliver's World Cup reports where they were talking about the upcoming match between England and Germany, and Jon Stewart said something about how, if England gets into trouble with Germany, the US could come on in and "save your asses like we did in WWII!!"
They taped the bit for after the U.S. - England game before the game was played, so they had to tape all three possible endings. (Things you learn from listening to the Bugle). Anyhow if you haven't seen them the other two un-aired outcomes are available on TDS web site. They are uncensored so there is a NSFW factor there.
Steph L. - Jun 30, 2010 5:20:57 am PDT #9719 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh, isn't it nice to have a penis; isn't it frightfully swell to have a dong...
Burrell - Jun 30, 2010 5:22:47 am PDT #9720 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Egad, you guys are worse than my kids. Of course, they are still at the stage where "poop" is a dirty word.
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2010 5:23:23 am PDT #9721 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Poop!
Yeah, see, that's lost its fun....
Jesse - Jun 30, 2010 5:26:13 am PDT #9722 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Cock cock cock cock. The word has lost all meaning....
Don't you mean C0CKSICLE??
Frankenbuddha - Jun 30, 2010 5:26:56 am PDT #9723 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
RiCOCKulous!!!
tommyrot - Jun 30, 2010 5:30:24 am PDT #9724 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.