At Tino's, what you think is a yummy, nummy taco is actually a big ole shit sandwich.

My burrito was fairly tasty, but I think I'm over Chipotle too, especially because it takes a really long time to get there, for a place that's only a couple of blocks away.

They handed out bananas to us here at work today, but mine is still green, so I'll have to wait until tomorrow to eat it. Damnit.

I went to a random Emeryville taqueria for a burrito, just to prove my burrito cred. Unfortunately, it wasn't a very good burrito.

On the way, I passed a Japanese restaurant that proclaimed on their sign that they served "Vegetarian Drinks."

...Uh. As opposed to all those puréed beef cocktails they serve at other places?

Polter-Cow is that the Japanese restaurant that used to be a Bavarian Village restaurant off Powell?

Probably!

Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You Might Remember Me From...

He's Troy McClure. You may remember him from his entire filmography. Our faves: "The Contrabulous Fabtraption Of Professor Horatio Hufnagel" and "The President's Neck Is Missing!"

Rubio's. It was decent.

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SAN FRANCISCO – In a tongue-in-cheek call for immigration reform, farm workers are teaming up with comedian Stephen Colbert to challenge unemployed Americans: Come on, take our jobs.

Farm workers are tired of being blamed by politicians and anti-immigrant activists for taking work that should go to Americans and dragging down the economy, said Arturo Rodriguez, the president of the United Farm Workers of America.

So the group is encouraging the unemployed — and any Washington pundits or anti-immigrant activists who want to join them — to apply for the some of thousands of agricultural jobs being posted with state agencies as harvest season begins.

I like Rubio's.