I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Jun 25, 2010 8:37:26 am PDT #8927 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

They're putting up a giant eyeball at State and Jackson in downtown Chicago.

Man, I was hoping for the flamey kind that floats on top of a tower but noooo...


Jessica - Jun 25, 2010 8:38:15 am PDT #8928 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

If I never see another ad with the words "overactive bladder" in it again, it will be too soon.


tommyrot - Jun 25, 2010 8:39:41 am PDT #8929 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They're putting up a giant eyeball at State and Jackson in downtown Chicago.

It's the Atraxi!

You know, they should put this near the Giant Silver Bean.


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2010 8:40:24 am PDT #8930 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will you guys remind me to wear business attire Monday? And why don't I have any business attire I can wear black shoes with? I hate all my brown shoes and I hate brown/nude hose and...and I'm just grumpy.


Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2010 8:42:47 am PDT #8931 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

And my current book is Let the Great World Spin, which is probably not a great choice right now.

That sounds like some sort of Let the Right One In parody about, I don't know, dizzy vampires.


tommyrot - Jun 25, 2010 8:43:46 am PDT #8932 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

They're putting up a giant eyeball at State and Jackson in downtown Chicago.

Oh, I hope Ben Stein doesn't show up with a giant bottle of Visine....


SuziQ - Jun 25, 2010 8:47:49 am PDT #8933 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Timesheet turned in and I'm headed out as soon as Kelly comes pick me up. WEEKEND!!!

Tomorrow there is a big open house at our dojo. They moved into a new space a month ago and it is time to show off. Beyond that I have no plans. Well, cleaning house and that stuff but not much else.


Cashmere - Jun 25, 2010 8:49:56 am PDT #8934 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

My sister and mom are here visiting. The kids have swim lessons on Saturday, and they both have a birthday party to go to. And I'm hosting a cook-out for the MOMS Club families.

I think I'm going to need to make a giant pitcher of Sangria.


Trudy Booth - Jun 25, 2010 8:50:13 am PDT #8935 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What are people doing this weekend?

TAUNTING YOU PEOPLE!!!!

BWAH HAH HAH HA HAAAAAAAAAA*




*mine is an evil laugh


Polter-Cow - Jun 25, 2010 8:51:35 am PDT #8936 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Porn sites get their own domain: '.xxx'

This will make it easier to figure out what percentage of the Internet is porn!