I was in BK for lunch yesterday and the woman calling out the orders called out my number wrong. Eventually I was the only one waiting and there was only one bag on the table, so I asked what was in it. Sure enough, my lunch. The woman gives me a dirty look and says "Didn't you hear me call 4???" Which I had, except the number on my receipt was 9...
Yeah... That went well.
Mal ,'Trash'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
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Jessica - Jun 24, 2010 5:18:12 am PDT #8683 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph L. - Jun 24, 2010 5:19:53 am PDT #8684 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
"Didn't you hear me call 4???" Which I had, except the number on my receipt was 9...
Was it the right lunch, or did you get someone else's?
§ ita § - Jun 24, 2010 5:26:34 am PDT #8685 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The guy at my Coffee Bean thinks my name is Taylor. I haven't worked out how to slip in that, dude, that's not the surname I told you. He doesn't look at my debit card. But I missed a couple drinks before I worked out what was going on.
Now I'm just stuck in uber-polite land.
Also, an OC S4 highly amused place. Perhaps if he was calling me, say, Thompson, I would have corrected him by now.
Jessica - Jun 24, 2010 5:29:47 am PDT #8686 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Was it the right lunch, or did you get someone else's?
My lunch, illiterate BK employee.
Ginger - Jun 24, 2010 5:31:35 am PDT #8687 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
where arousal occurs from the idea of being eaten
This reminds me of Woody Allen's line: "Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.:
Gudanov - Jun 24, 2010 5:37:45 am PDT #8688 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Rather than conducting their own independent analysis, federal regulators, in a break from usual practice, allowed BP in 2007 to write its own environmental review for the project as well as its own consultation documents relating to the Endangered Species Act, according to two scientists from the Alaska office of the federal Mineral Management Service that oversees drilling.
I think this part might be the most depressing. Well, after this incident I predict that regulation of drilling will be a lot tighter. Ok, well a little tighter. Well, maybe not change at all. But there will be discussions and some grandstanding, that's for damn sure!
Zenkitty - Jun 24, 2010 5:39:45 am PDT #8689 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
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It's the digestion part of vore that really makes me boggle.
Jessica - Jun 24, 2010 5:40:40 am PDT #8690 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Well, after this incident I predict that regulation of drilling will be a lot tighter. Ok, well a little tighter. Well, maybe not change at all.
All I can hear is Tony Hayward with a pirate accent saying "Those regulations are more guidelines really..."
tommyrot - Jun 24, 2010 5:41:13 am PDT #8691 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Both my bosses are out of town.
I am about to crawl under my desk to take a nap.
The two preceding statements are related....
Jessica - Jun 24, 2010 6:03:05 am PDT #8692 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset