8.30pm: "John!" chants the crowd. "John! John! John!" They're either calling for Isner or calling for a bathroom break, or possibly both.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
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8.30pm: "John!" chants the crowd. "John! John! John!" They're either calling for Isner or calling for a bathroom break, or possibly both.
I have things to do! Why won't someone win!
I missed an earthquake?
The Guardian guy is a riot.
Is it death? I think it might be death.
It's certainly not cake.
I need to shower! Someone win already! Or lose! I'm easy!
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They probably need to shower more than I do.
Happy Birthday, Teppy!
You have to win by two games, and they've been trading back and forth for the last hundred games.
Wait...so could they theoretically play for ALL ETERNITY?
Ooh, it looks like I have the game on what must be a Wimbledon channels preview on Directv.
Would someone just catch the motherloving snitch already.
Wait...so could they theoretically play for ALL ETERNITY?
It does seem like it at this point.
This fifth set alone has now been longer than the previous longest match in history.