I think the other way is hard too, though. When I'm in wet, my skin and hair are so much happier and it's so much easier to breath (believe it or not!) God bless humidification ::gospel hand::

My trip to Phoenix a few years ago was ROUGH. I felt desiccated the whole time. I am a delicate tropical flower, y'all.

I knew I could never go home again when I started getting serious boogies when I went back to Phoenix. I gave all the guests at my wedding kleenex in their gift bags.

I'm a little jingoistically offended that the callaloo entry in Wikipedia is so Trinidad-focussed. WhatEV. It's totally not a dish in Jamaica, it's a leafy green. It's weird thinking about it the Trinidadian way, which means they're wrong.

Happy birthday, Tep!

OMG, I set up a 12-1 meeting today. What was I thinking? That is the time of evil. I hate the east coast.

Hey hivemind, I'm trying to figure out what to cook tonight. I was thinking of microwaving a russet potato till soft, then sauteeing with cabbage and green onion, maybe adding curry powder? Am I totes crazy? And what can I add for protein?

The longest professional tennis match of all time is happening right now at wimbledon.

John Isner and Nicolas Mahut are currently at 6-4,3-6,6-7,7-6,39-38.

Why is someone operating a leaf blower directly outside my apartment? There are no leaves there.

39-38.

Yikes! There'll be calf cramping tonight.

Latte powder? GROSS. Ew. I like a plain cappuccino.

And what can I add for protein?

Bacon, of course!

John Isner and Nicolas Mahut are currently at 6-4,3-6,6-7,7-6,39-38.

Get the fuck out of town. They're both going to be gutted (Mahut has tired himself out just getting to this match) and neither of them will go too much further, probably.

Okay, I'm going to have to sneak peeks at the Slam Tracker. 39-40. Sheeit.