I am writing up the documents about my work procedures and what I propose that I do from home. At current count, I use 13 different applications to do my admin job. 13! and that is not counting word, excel, and lotus notes as apps.
Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Jun 21, 2010 12:29:24 pm PDT #7995 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Strix - Jun 21, 2010 12:31:55 pm PDT #7996 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
suddenly is struck by a vision of Micheal Vartan ripping open the side seam of his priest cassock to get to the Glock strapped to his thigh.
OMG, that's just...not damned fair, you!
And I gotta go teach critical thinking. PFFT.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 12:35:43 pm PDT #7997 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From Think Geek: OFFICIALLY OUR BEST-EVER CEASE AND DESIST
Recently we got the best-ever cease and desist letter. We're no stranger to the genre, so what could possibly make this one stand out from the rest?
First, it's 12 pages long and very well-researched (except on one point); it even includes screengrabs of the offending item from our site. And we know they're not messing around because they invested in the best and brightest legal minds.
But what makes this cease and desist so very, very special is that it's for a fake product we launched for April Fool's day.
It wasn't the iCade, or the Dharma Initiative Clock, or even the Tribbles 'n' Bits Breakfast Cereal.
No, it was the Canned Unicorn Meat.
The very special but also very real letter is from the National Pork Board, who claims we're infringing on the slogan "The Other White Meat," a slogan they're apparently thinking about phasing out anyways. A screengrab of the product page is below.
Luckily, the Sisters at Radiant Farms, where the unicorns are nursed through old age before being slaughtered, canned, and brought to market at ThinkGeek, have nothing to worry about--this kind of use is protected as a parody. (We're hoping the NPB doesn't tell the Sisters that unicorns don't actually exist; it'd break their little sparkly hearts.)
Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 12:39:49 pm PDT #7998 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
OMG, that's just...not damned fair, you!
perhaps you would wish to ponder the ever important question -- is he wearing pants under the cassock? or perhaps some matching black boxer briefs?
Dana - Jun 21, 2010 12:51:03 pm PDT #7999 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You did not live in the same Canada I lived in. Not even Quebec.
Don't care! The heart wants want it wants.
§ ita § - Jun 21, 2010 12:51:39 pm PDT #8000 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Don't care! The heart wants want it wants.
Yeah, it's really your heart talking here, sure.
Toddson - Jun 21, 2010 12:54:20 pm PDT #8001 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Vortex, I think commando is de rigeur (sp?)
dcp - Jun 21, 2010 1:02:48 pm PDT #8002 of 30001
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
Erin, insent.
Atropa - Jun 21, 2010 1:38:44 pm PDT #8003 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Is it wrong of me to be snarkily amused by "GOTH UR DOIN IT RONG" letters sent to GCS? Because I've been getting some amazing examples of people who haven't been visited by the Reading Comprehension Fairy.
Connie Neil - Jun 21, 2010 1:42:19 pm PDT #8004 of 30001
brillig
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