All you bacon freaks... [link]
Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
'Get It Done'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Jun 20, 2010 9:18:57 pm PDT #7868 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
zuisa - Jun 20, 2010 11:25:34 pm PDT #7869 of 30001
call me jacki; zuisa is an internet nick from ancient times =)
So this whole slew of kids from this super elite, expensive, fancy private school near where my family lives in Massachusetts showed up at my university in China today. Apparently they have a summer program. Who knew?! My favorite part, though, was when they asked me where I was from, and I told them, they all tried to hied their horrified and shocked expressions. My town has SUCH a bad reputation, I can never decide if I think it's sad or funny...
Kat - Jun 21, 2010 2:10:54 am PDT #7870 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
The key gift is awesome!
Hello 4:00 AM. It's nice (?) to see you again.
Jessica - Jun 21, 2010 3:53:53 am PDT #7871 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
There's a Russian bath in my neighborhood where they offer a coffee grounds & sour cream scrub. (For which they need much better marketing. I'm sure a more upscale spa could make being rubbed with used coffee grinds sound like a luxury add-on, but here it's just Igor coming up to you and saying "Is coffee waste mixed with sour cream. I do just one leg. You don't like, you wash off. You want?" Igor who has just about the most cliched Boris-and-Natasha accent you've ever heard, by the way. He's a sweetheart, but I do not want him rubbing "coffee waste" on my leg or any other bodypart.)
Strix - Jun 21, 2010 3:55:32 am PDT #7872 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I am up at 7:30 (the kiddo got scared at 12:30 and slept with us...this will NOT be regular, but for last night, it was a "Awwww....)
He's still crashed, but I got breakfast stuff laid out, and his lunch all packed while I was making cappucino, so he can sleep while I sneak in a cup, a cig, and some internet updates! Go Team Summer Me!
Strix - Jun 21, 2010 3:56:35 am PDT #7873 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Also, I would totally do it, Jessica, but y'all know I am an exfoliating fiend, but, yeah...not appetizing.
Ginger - Jun 21, 2010 4:12:46 am PDT #7874 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I'm sure a more upscale spa could make being rubbed with used coffee grinds sound like a luxury add-on,
"A moisturizing, exfoliating scrub made of all natural, eco-friendly ingredients. Perk up your skin with our special caffeine compounds while luxuriating in the aroma of fresh-brewed coffee."
billytea - Jun 21, 2010 4:17:02 am PDT #7875 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
"Is coffee waste mixed with sour cream. I do just one leg. You don't like, you wash off. You want?"
My first reaction was "Yours or mine?"
Sue - Jun 21, 2010 4:25:32 am PDT #7876 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Caffeine is often an ingredient in cellulite creams...so there's that bonus feature.
javachik - Jun 21, 2010 4:29:25 am PDT #7877 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
I found out that there's a nail place in Oakland that has the callous-eating carp. It's $10 for a session with the fish. I might go.