I suspect a croquet mallet would be too fragile. Unless you had a special pink sparkly titanium zombie mallet made.
This is where I point out that my birthday is in November ...
Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.
Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - Jun 16, 2010 5:10:26 pm PDT #7088 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Lee - Jun 16, 2010 5:11:19 pm PDT #7089 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Can I get an FCM of womens please?
What do you call Queen Latifah, Sanaa, and Rita?
F Dean Winchester
C Mal Reynolds
M Raylan Givens
§ ita § - Jun 16, 2010 5:21:32 pm PDT #7090 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
What do you call Queen Latifah, Sanaa, and Rita?
Too butch?
Vortex - Jun 16, 2010 5:22:10 pm PDT #7091 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I am just going to F and M MGG, I have decided.
If I'm M-ing, I am damn sure F-ing
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2010 5:25:41 pm PDT #7092 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
F Dean Winchester (all his family gets killed!)
C Raylan Givens
M Mal Reynolds
Cashmere - Jun 16, 2010 5:29:57 pm PDT #7093 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Those of you using a gun, don't forget the double tap.
sarameg - Jun 16, 2010 5:34:25 pm PDT #7094 of 30001
No zombie methods. In this house, I would be doomed. It isn't defensible. Hell, the interior doors don't even latch.
Mosquito bite on my toe. How do they do that? I was doused in eau d'OFF!
Zenkitty - Jun 16, 2010 5:35:43 pm PDT #7095 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I ultimately decided to C Mal because I think that Dean would be better in bed.
raises eyebrow suspiciously at Vortex
DavidS - Jun 16, 2010 5:39:48 pm PDT #7096 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Jaye Davidson needs more pubic hair. And I don't say that much.
Actually that's a cropped shot. There's plenty of pubic hair just south of the edit.
What's an MGG?
Candy Darling is the woman with the penis. Famously immortalized in the Velvet Underground song "Candy Says" which created a whole sub-genre of "_____ Says" songs which have continued to this day.
I just realized recently that Eno's "Cindy Tells Me" is actually in that same sub-genre. (The sub-genre is basically songwriters reporting conversations of interesting women. FWIW.)
Okay FCM: Louise Brooks [link], Clara Bow [link], and Anna May Wong [link]
M Louise, F Clara, C Anna, I guess. I just know less about her.
My favorite story about Louise Brooks is that when she was down and out in the 1940s and struggling she wrote a letter to William Paley (founder of CBS) and said, "Hey, Bill. Remember that one wild weekend we had in the twenties? Can you help me out?"
And he did remember. And he paid her rent in Manhattan for the rest of her life.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2010 5:40:57 pm PDT #7097 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I agree with Vortex's reasoning, but no one's good enough to be worth becoming monster chow by your second anniversary.