On his first day he had someone call in talking about "water sports" and, as he was expounding the joys of sailing and swimming, the caller broke in and explained what he was talking about.

Now, why would a person volunteer for a phone center like that if they weren't at least familiar with definitions of stuff?

(Also? They need better orientation for the volunteers. "Here is your pamphlet. Activities are in alphabetical order and cross-referenced with body part.")

I've never heard of this country. Are the Hell's Angels making up nations?

Are you going to tell them no?

Maybe that's why the guy threw the dog - he was protesting their imaginary countries.

or it's probably a misspelling - Latvia? Lithuania? someone trying to combine the two?

Anyone named Griffith Rutherford Harsh V and attending Princeton has an 85% chance of being an asshole. Just sayin'.

Latveria is a fictional nation in the Marvel Comics Universe. It is an isolated European country ruled by the supervillain Doctor Doom.

Its capital is Doomstadt.

And they have Hell's Angels there.

Okay, that just gave the Hell's Angels a few points in my book.

Except the country in question was called Litvania, which is just an alternate spelling for Lithuania.

Purist.