Stepping in, since Perkins doesn't seem to be around, FCM:
Minotaur Centaur Hippogriff
Mal: Cut it out. Job's not done until we're back on Serenity. Zoe: Sorry, sir. Didn't mean to enjoy the moment.
'Ariel'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Toddson - Jun 16, 2010 9:00:44 am PDT #6940 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Burrell - Jun 16, 2010 9:04:40 am PDT #6941 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Allyson, please tell me you really are buying the shoes.
By the way, does anyone here know how to coax the grading fairies out of hiding? I need one.
Sue - Jun 16, 2010 9:05:17 am PDT #6942 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Litvania
I've never heard of this country. Are the Hell's Angels making up nations?
Lee - Jun 16, 2010 9:09:29 am PDT #6943 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Stepping in, since Perkins doesn't seem to be around, FCM:
Excellent! Creepifying maybe, but definitely excellent!
Steph L. - Jun 16, 2010 9:09:51 am PDT #6944 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How-To: Build a synthetic aperture radar from $240 of junk
I knew before even mousing over the link that it was Makezine.
§ ita § - Jun 16, 2010 9:19:42 am PDT #6945 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Which is more bestiality-ish? Human/minotaur sex, or human/centaur sex?
I'm gonna say--the more animalistic the peen, the more bestiality-ish the act. However, making out with a minotaur is gross, and most people are going to start with first base.
Let's just chuck the hippogriff. There's no win there.
Jessica, I feel your pain. I seriously want to go home, even though today is out-of-painkillers day. And I have a meeting I can't miss and a report due in by EOB. I'd just feel happier about the whole thing lying down.
Jessica - Jun 16, 2010 9:23:21 am PDT #6946 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'd just feel happier about the whole thing lying down.
Not a day goes by when I don't want a hideaway bed under my desk like in that episode of Seinfeld.
(The new office? The one I won't be working in? Has plans for a "Privacy Room" where people can go lie down when they feel sick, and can also be used for pumping breast milk. I can haz departmental transfer nao?)
Stephanie - Jun 16, 2010 9:28:19 am PDT #6947 of 30001
Trust my rage
You know what is awesome? The smiles on the faces of the little kids holding the hands of the South African soccer players as they walk onto the field. Especially when the announcers have have just been talking about this massacre of children that happen on his day in SA 60 years ago.
Kathy A - Jun 16, 2010 9:29:08 am PDT #6948 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
We have one of those rooms (it used to double as the Massage Room when they brought in a chair masseuse once a month--they didn't pay for the massage, but they at least provided the service in-house). The women's restrooms also have a seating area with cushioned benches (banquette-style) where we can lie down if we need to, but then you get co-workers asking if you're feeling all right. I'm guessing the equivalent area in the men's rooms is filled with urinals.
§ ita § - Jun 16, 2010 9:34:05 am PDT #6949 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I lie down in my car. I get skittish at the idea of doing it where my co-workers could actually see me.
But I get skittish about my co-workers realising I'm not feeling well, which is why I haven't asked my boss if I can go the hell home. Which I totally should, dammit. The meeting at 1:30 is call-in.