There's a successful author with my name and plenty of other people too, so I have a very low Googlable profile.

Very successful photographer in Seattle with my name. It's interesting.

Awww... I miss the pornies. And how people would just slip the word 'porn' into their posts, sometimes in whitefont....

BAD Buffista. You don't remember the pornies? Back when John H would not only run posting stats, but also count the number of times the word "porn" occurred per post(er). Jon B was a proportional porn machine.

Oh shit, I do remember that. And the gaming of the system and whatnot. Good times.

Googlebombed all to hell.

Dammit! Maybe I should make my facebook page googlable, now that I've made everything on it private.

My sister has found several of my worldcrossing posts since that's the only place remaining where I've posted with my full name.

Inappropriate Golden Books: Or, how to awesomely warp your children

Pixar Story Artist Josh Cooley has been taking iconic scenes from notably not child-safe movies like The Terminator, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and Silence of the Lambs and rendering them as old-school Golden Book pages.

Cooley has collected this little nuggets of perfect in a book called Movies R Fun that he'll have for sale at this July's Comic Con International in San Diego.

I need that book. And a child to warp.

I need that book.

I can pick it up for you at Comic-Con if you remind me.

I'll have to talk to my Pixar connection to get one of those. That Silence of the Lambs bit is genius.

Ahhh, the Pornies. I had forgotten. So much Buffista lore gone by the wayside.

I remember when I was running deathmatches during my lunch hour and we'd all get into a fever waiting for somebody to get back from lunch to cast a deciding vote.

I can pick it up for you at Comic-Con if you remind me.

Ooh. That sounds like a plan!

That Silence of the Lambs bit is genius.

Too bad he used the wrong "its."