Lots of eye ~ma for your mother, Maria. I have a friend who had to have the surgery or lose the eye, and while it wasn't easy, she still managed to do it with two young children in the house.

I need to hunt and gather for food in the freezer, or there will be no dinner tonight.

Cash, can you send Owen down to NYC for the day? One of my co-workers has been locked out of his corporate account for no apparent reason.

Brenda, watch out for smug teenagers taking the day off of school!

eye ~ma for your mother, Maria

Gronk! I made the mistake of drinking a cup of coffee at around 3pm yesterday and couldn't fall asleep until about 5am.

I had to get up early to walk my brother's dog. He and his family are in Puerto Rico for his oldest son's wedding. So, sister and I are babysitting his elderly dog, meanwhile sister-in-law's grand-dog is staying with us.

It's a doggy weekend.

Oh honey no. Tie dye harem pants seen at DD.

mmmm, donuts

ha, msbelle, that's a total Family Circus-style kid move.

sara, LOVE the whole style!!!

I need to find something to wear to a wedding in july (that my nemesis may be attending). I really want to find something new but am also not happy with my current size. I know it will be fine and I'll look fine in whatever but wah wah wah.

I got my foreign currency, but was unable to see John Waters speak (room was full),

I am LOVING his new book. I just read a section last night where he was hanging out at the super divey bar around the corner from me where we used to do karaoke in a Comme des Garcons suit.

We have company night at baseball tonight. Should be fun, it will be a beautiful night, but I'd also enjoy a sitting on the couch night.

Tie dye harem pants seen at DD.

That is all kinds of wrong.

Scrappy, you are going to tell us when your episode airs, right?

This! It should be now-ish, right??

I am LOVING his new book.

I need to get that. He was so great on Fresh Air. Hearts.

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