Dagnabbit. I was saying something to coworkers about how when you google me, one of the top results is this "guest book" comment I left in like 1995. So of course then I googled myself, only to find several worldcrossing Buffista links! Stupid internet. Criminal Minds is truth.

Oh lord, and then I was even talking about vampires this morning, so I have no plausible deniability. Ah well.

So of course then I googled myself, only to find several worldcrossing Buffista links!

Oops!

I once dared a coworker to find out where I hung out online, perfectly okay with him getting here (I seeded the way to Allyson's book, thinking I was all crafty). He found my livejournal. I was mortified. Luckily he was completely cool about it, but thankfully it was an easily identifiable link I'd left hanging and could sever.

I count myself lucky that there are at least 1 or 2 other people with my name who are much more publically online than I am. I'm Google-able, but most of the results aren't me.

There's nothing to be done about worldcrossing, right? Stupid last name!

I'm always amazed there are a few people with both my first and last name, as well as middle initial! I sometimes get email for them, too, like I did the other day, from some home store where one of them had placed an order. I called and it was a different address, phone, and credit card, but it always creeps me out.

When you google me, though, I think the top hits are still Marcus Garvey's wife.

There's nothing to be done about worldcrossing, right? Stupid last name!

Dude, and it's the same page as pornies too. At least you didn't place in those. Unlike, say, me.

What's pornies??

Am I wrong to think that clicking on those links is a bad idea? I mean, will Google know and think that means they are good links?

Marcus Garvey's wife

Dude. He married two Amys. I did not know that until now. I am a bad Jamaican.

Cash, I'm so sorry.

This is just weird. They made her look like Megan Fox.

She looks like Sydney Bristow to me.

Cash, I'm sorry.