Remember how Spiderman and a group of Jedi stopped a comic book thief in Australia? Well, now it's Ninjas making the awesome headlines.

Hot pursuit ninjas save Australia mugging victim

Australia, stop being so f*cking awesome, you're making the rest of the world look bad.

I'm so sorry Cash.

Gud is a skipper!!

Cash that sucks.

I, too, would like a little of amy's Sara to come plan my life.

Ooops. I should've known a Ninja story would have already been linked to.

I, too, would like a little of amy's Sara to come plan my life.

I'm sure something can be arranged for a reasonable price. She keeps saying she wants to "ride on an airplane".

I have to pick what I am wearing the next day, as my DH is still sleeping when I get up so I dress in the dark, pretty much. I don't lay things out, though, as that would lead to them getting covered with cat hair.

Do we need to buy Sara a couple seasons worth of What Not To Wear on DVD?

I'm sorry, Cash. 50! I'm almost 50. Sheesh. As the Three Stooges so wisely put it, "I don't want to die! There's no future in it."

I'm in a cafe writing about Cheech and Chong for money. This was not my planned career path.

Emmett has Krav and then a baseball game tonight. I don't think Emmett's Krav studio is as raunchy as ita's is, but I haven't really seen the adult classes yet.

The Krav's being doing nice things for his body. His chest is deeper and he's getting that inverted triangle thing from the shoulders to the hips.

I need to scan Emmett's school picture; it came out great. He looks like he's 16 or something, instead of 13.

Anyone watch CM last night? Cable crapped out five minutes from the end and I missed what happened after Dave brought his laptop in to show Grandpa.

Floyd Landis is spilling the beans on everybody. It looks like it's going to get a whole lot uglier.

Cash, that is absolutely awful.

Once in a blue moon I lay out my outfit the night before. I like it when I do it, but apparently not enough to be consistent. Hey, that's like my whole life!