Calvinism, right?

Maybe I'm just as glad we didn't have it. We had enough puritanical moralizing as it was.

The pictures were hilarious. We didn't take them seriously. You can see a photo here: [link]

When we were younger, we played Chutes and Ladders, Sorry!, and Le cochon qui rit, a classic French kids game with pigs (not the one where you roll pigs, but rather you add the eyes, ears, and tail to the pig with certain rolls: [link] And then later, Pit, Battleship, Clue, and eventually Risk. I hated Monopoly even then. There was also this great Scrabble-like game we had called rpm (I think). It had a spinning base and you could add 1 letter to each section as it went by you. If you completed a word, you capped it with a tile of your color. The only game my Dad would play was cribbage.

Speaking of, how could I forget the Game of Life, filled with all of the randomness that Plei was just speaking of.

Yes. Life. And Payday and Careers. Good times

At least you made some choices in the Game of Life.... Apparently, it's been ruined since my childhood? Someone was telling me you're most successful in the current game if you don't go to college and become a rock star or some shit.

Jesse, they've all been ruined.

Like you're subconsciously being blamed for what's just luck of the draw.

Isn't that essentially the basis of Catholicism?

Hee. Loved all those.

AND I had capitalist propaganda games like my favorite "Game of the States" which had something to do with the local manufacturing resources of each state and trucks transporting goods across state lines for sale. I don't really remember. But I loved that game. Bet I still have it.

And I loved Risk right up until the point when I decided that I was a pacifist and opposed war games that glorified military conflict. Yeah, I was that kind of kid. I must have been so insufferable.

Oh, the Game of Life was good times. We also played Monopoly and Sorry! and Trouble and Clue and Head of the Class and a lot of Uno. We looooved Uno.

Did Helen Thomas just wake up and say to herself, "Fuck it. I'm old and I'm gonna say some outrageous shit today."?