Yasterday at a play date, Liv came out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles yelling, "I can't find the wipes!"
I have Terrence Howard's love child.
No studying? Damn! Next thing they'll tell me is I'll have to eat jelly doughnuts or sleep with a supermodel to get things done around here. I ask you, how much can one man give?
Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cashmere - May 19, 2010 12:39:42 pm PDT #446 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
flea - May 19, 2010 12:49:57 pm PDT #447 of 30001
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Last day of school, Casper came home with a book of stories each of her classmates wrote about her. Several people mentioned that she likes or loves Thomas. The story by Thomas goes:
[Casper] is a super friend because she is nice. She is also pretty. She is a good friend. She is the one I want to marry. Me and her have a lot in common. We both like ice cream and cake, and stuff like that. She is invited to my birthday party. She is a good friend. I also lllooovvveee her! She is my most granted girl friend.
It was illustrated with a picture of them getting married. He's in a top hat.
He's actually a total doll, and his parents are great. If they still love each other in 20 years, I will be all for the wedding. And I will trot out this paper to embarrass them with.
megan walker - May 19, 2010 12:52:54 pm PDT #448 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
He's actually a total doll, and his parents are great. If they still love each other in 20 years, I will be all for the wedding. And I will trot out this paper to embarrass them with.
Please blow it up to poster size first.
msbelle - May 19, 2010 12:53:32 pm PDT #449 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
That is totally adorable.
I am so jealous that school is out for you already. 5.5 more weeks! ugh.
Strix - May 19, 2010 12:55:49 pm PDT #450 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
She is my most granted girl friend.
I don't know what this means, but it sounds flattering!
flea - May 19, 2010 12:56:56 pm PDT #451 of 30001
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Yeah, I have no child care for Friday yet. Tomorrow I am pawning her off on my very kind SAH neighbor. Don't be too jealous.
- I* kind of want to marry Thomas.
Polter-Cow - May 19, 2010 12:58:14 pm PDT #452 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Aw, that's adorable, flea. By the way, if you're interested, here's my post on The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, which explains more about what did and didn't work for me.
megan walker - May 19, 2010 1:07:33 pm PDT #453 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Don't you mean Oscar Wilde?
Barb - May 19, 2010 1:08:45 pm PDT #454 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Nope. Oscar Wao is the protagonist of a novel by Junot Díaz.
megan walker - May 19, 2010 1:13:05 pm PDT #455 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
That was an inside joke for P-C and Flea.
Also, flea, I haven't forgotten about the photos.
And it looks like my FedEx package with Adèle Blanc-Sec arrived. However, Volume 2 was backordered so they canceled that part of the order. Naturally, having just 1, 3, and 4 (and not 2) is going to drive me batshit.