Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


ChiKat - Jun 04, 2010 5:11:58 am PDT #3878 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I want cupcakes now.

So, today I get my "tentative assignment" form from school telling me what I'm going to teach next year. I'm thinking, well, this will not be a surprise. I'm teaching drama and video production and speech.

I get the form and on it: Creative Writing. Wha huh?

I go to the school secretary and show her the form and ask, "I assume I'm still teaching drama and video production, though, right?" She is also confused and shows the principal.

Turns out, it was just a mistake and it's been fixed, but I had a few minutes of serious confusion.


Fred Pete - Jun 04, 2010 5:14:18 am PDT #3879 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Happy Birthdays, Dana and Ellie!

In cat news, Max was back at the vet yesterday for a follow-up. His lungs are clearer, but there is collapsing and scarring. The biopsy hasn't turned up any cancer cells in his nose, but that only means it probably isn't cancer, not that there's any certainty. He's gained a little weight (he's back over 7 pounds, but he should be closer to 9).

I want to say he's acting more like himself, but that isn't quite right. He's livelier, but he's avoiding us. I suspect in large part because he hates the medication so much. The vet is trying to get trimeth (his new antibiotic) in pill form. Right now it's a liquid, but cats generally hate the flavor -- Max goes ballistic even when we add chicken bouillon to it and follow up with a syringe of water. And he has to have it twice a day.


Calli - Jun 04, 2010 5:33:41 am PDT #3880 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Poor Max. And poor you and Hubs. I hope the vet finds you the solid form soon.


Aims - Jun 04, 2010 5:48:03 am PDT #3881 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Poor you guys! Sick pets are No Fun.


Cashmere - Jun 04, 2010 5:51:10 am PDT #3882 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Happy Birthday, Ellie and Dana!!!


Dana - Jun 04, 2010 5:55:47 am PDT #3883 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Today, I am wearing leopard print ballet flats. So there.


Trudy Booth - Jun 04, 2010 6:00:17 am PDT #3884 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Today's Wondermark is dedicated to Trudy: [link]

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH!!!!

Happy Birthday Dana & Ellie!!!!

Blindfolded, all eggs taste the same.

FWIW, I've been known to put on my glasses when I can't hear something...


megan walker - Jun 04, 2010 6:00:48 am PDT #3885 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

If I wear a tight knit turtleneck, I might as well wear a nametag that says "Hello! I have boobs". In fact, it is one of Trinny and Susannah's original WNTW rules for hourglass figures. Not that that means this lawyer looked inappropriate, but the last time I tried one on (when I didn't generally wear tight clothing) and stepped out of the dressing room, the look on The Boys face is something I will never forget. If gay men have that reaction? It is not something I would wear to the office.


Amy - Jun 04, 2010 6:01:48 am PDT #3886 of 30001
Because books.

FWIW, I've been known to put on my glasses when I can't hear something...

I don't know if you're kidding, but I actually do this. I have no idea if it helps, but it feels like it does.


Fred Pete - Jun 04, 2010 6:06:17 am PDT #3887 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

I hope the vet finds you the solid form soon.

We're supposed to call on Monday. We're going to call today because, hey, you never know.